A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?" "Ten pounds," he replies. "We'll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator. About 9 a.m., there's a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me. The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He's lost 10 pounds! That night, he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds." The next morning, he's greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in a sign around her neck that reads If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me. The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he's lost 20 pounds! That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!" "50 pounds?" the operator asks. "That's an awful lot." The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!" About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads If I Catch You...