LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truk
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin' the farwood.
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in th winter time.
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang da dang keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn rufe.
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer 'C'mon in y'all!
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.
