Objects of the Glutinological Movement

I. To form the nucleus of a Universal Brotherhood of Humanity, without distinction of race, creed, sex, caste, or color;

II. The study of ancient and modern religions, philosophies and sciences, and the demonstration of the importance of such study; and

III. The investigation of the unexplained laws of Nature and the psychical powers latent in glutin.

Glutinology

Glutinology is a world brotherhood dedicated to the search for the physical, philosophical and spiritual truth.

The Glutinological Society stands for complete freedom of individual discovery and belief.

The Glutinological World View embodies teachings and principles about the invisible, undetectable, unascertainable, mysterious and confusing Glutinological facets of human life.

The Planes of Glutin

There are seven planes of Glutin corresponding approximately to seven stages of human spiritual development.

1. The physical plane is the plane of everyday experience, that perceivable by the five senses. Contrary to non-Glutin belief there is more to the universe than the physical plane.
   
   
2. The cretin plane is the plane of entanglement. Thoughts and souls are usually bound to this plane in psychic molasses. Psychic phenomenon must travel through the cretin plane to the mutin plane.
   
   
3. The mutin plane is the plane on which psychic phenomena phenomenate. Many searchers find the mutinous nature of this plane defies attainment.
   
   
4. The goblin plane is where the goblins live.
   
   
5. The resin plane resinates at one frequency. There is no individuation on the resin plane. This plane lies beyond thought, cognition, or individual understanding. You'll just have to trust us on this one.
   
   
6. The pugilists plane is the plane of harmony and serenity. Although completely undetectable by any means, it bestows peace and understanding upon lower planes.
   
   
7. The Glutin plane is the plane of Glutin. On this plane there is no discernment or taste. Everything is equal. It makes no sense to sensible people. To Glutinists it also makes no sense. It is plainly silly.

The Psychology of Glutin

The physical plane is the only plane known to science but all psychological and psychic events occur on other planes. On these planes our thoughts and emotions are real. When we feel emotions we are feeling ripple patterns in the cretin plane. These ripple patterns are called mentals. The mentals swarm through our cadastral bodies and are perceived as happiness or anger or any other emotion. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! Similarly when we think our thoughts have a tangible reality on the goblin plane. The goblins set up resonances in our mental bodies which we perceive as thoughts although they are in fact thought bodies and can be traced out with a compass or spirograph. This is why the spirograph is so useful in Glutinological psychological diagnosis.

Also goblins can use the pranic back door to steal the toys of human children. Modern psychology has yet to offer any convincing explanation for the phenomena of Glutinolgy and it never will.

The Cadastral Body

Some Glutins and some cretins can see the cadastral body. It is a combination of the cretin, mutin, and goblin bodies, and everybody has one. These upper plane bodies are the means of interaction with the higher planes. In non-Glutinists they are tiny piddly little things, not worth bothering about really, but Glutinologists have whoppers.