JERRY: Patsy, what does all this mean for you and Liam?
PATSY: It means we're through! (Takes her wedding ring off, throws it on the ground, and runs backstage.)
(Crowd cheers loudly. Random comments such as, "You go girl!" can be heard in the background.)
LIAM: I don't care, man.
JERRY: Noel, what about the band? Can Oasis carry on?
NOEL: No way, mate; not unless this nonsense stops. I don't wanna be on stage playing Wonderwall, and they start winking at each other.
JERRY: What do you two have to say to that?
BONEHEAD: We don't wanna be a part of the band anymore, anyway. We've decided to leave Oasis and move to California. We're gonna start our own business selling fruit smoothies.
NOEL: What the...
LIAM: They're like milk shakes, but they're fruity...
NOEL: I know something else that's fruity...
BONEHEAD: Come on Liam, we don't have to take this. (They walk off stage, hand in hand).
(Crowd cheers)
JERRY: We'll be right back.
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