Did you ever wonder how Noel & Liam got such HUGE eyebrows? I'm sure it's hereditary; but I was sitting around bored one day & I came up with a couple theories on how they got their bushy brows. Have a look at my theories & see what you think. And then, send me your far-fetched eyebrow theories.
THEORY #1: The Pinnochio Theory:
When Liam & Noel were kids they would lie all the time. A magic fairy came to them one day & said, "Everytime you lie, your eyebrows will grow." Well, Noel & Liam were so used to telling lies that it was hard for them to stop. But everytime they told a lie their eyebrows would grow. And to this day, their brows still grow whenever they tell a lie. For example, Patsy will say, "Liam, do you love me?" He'll say "Yes." & his eyebrows will grow another couple inches.
Everyone thinks Liam & Noel are rude because they always speak their minds, even if it means saying something offensive. But the truth is, they have no choice but to be honest. They can't afford to let their brows get any bigger than they already are.
THEORY #2: The Electrocution Theory:
When Liam & Noel were young they were messing around with some faulty wiring. They received an electrical shock wich caused all their hair to stand on end. Unfortunately their eyebrows never fully recovered from the electrical shock. (It is also rumored that Mel B 'from the Spice Girls' was also playing with the faulty wires; and while her eyebrows did recover, her hair never did.)
THEORY #3: The Bert Wanna-be Theory:
Noel & Liam were huge "Sesame Street" fans as children. They idolized Bert, especially his uni-brow. Wanting ever so much to look like Bert, they each ripped the uni-brow off their Bert dolls & attempted to glue them on their own heads. Stupidly, they used super glue. Now they're stuck with the "Bert Look" forever.
I found the Bert picture from a hilarious homepage called Bert is Evil. And from the looks of the above picture, I would assume that Liam & Noel also took up smoking because of Bert. Children must learn that just because "Bert does something" it doesn't make it cool. I mean, sure we all wanna be like Bert, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere.
SEND ME your "eyebrow theories"!!
C'mon people, send me your theories! I wanna thank PAlessandr for sending me a uni-brow theory, here it is...
THEORY #4: PAlessandr's Eyebrow Theory:
Maybe someone was making fun of Liam and Noel for having uni-brows so they go home and they shave it. The next day they both have more hair there and now if they keep shaving it, it gets worse so i guess those uni-brows aren't that bad.
**Thanks, PAlessandr. Now, everyone else, what are ya waiting for? Send me your theories!!**
THEORY #5: The Rogaine Theory:
Everyone knows that Liam & Noel LOVE the Beatles. Both George Harrison & John Lennon have thick uni-brows- so, the brothers Gallagher put some Rogaine on their eyebrows in order to look more like their heroes. The mop-tops were just not enough.
Thanks to Lori Latimer for sending me this theory!!
*I hope that everyone knows that these eyebrow theories are for fun & I don't believe them. Someone mailed me & told me that I was writing nonsense & that the thick eyebrows are genetic. Well, of course I know that! ...But how interesting is that?? The crazier the theories, the better!
THEORY #6: The Chia Pet Theory:
One year their mother gave them each a chia-pet for Christmas and they didn't read the package Correctly because of their moptops and put it on their heads.
Talk about the gift that keeps on giving!!!!
Thanks to AMered1019 for sending me this theory!!
THEORY #7: THE EMOTIONALLY INSECURE CATERPILLAR THEORY:
The eyebrows are actually Noel and Liam's pet caterpillars that have a strong emotional attachment to their owners!
Thanks to BronzeMoth for sending me this theory!
THEORY #8: The Ape Theory:
The Gallagher brothers' parents adopted them from a local zoo as apes. They went to an electrolises to get all body hair removed. They had to be under the needle for the first three years of their life. In result causing their parents to give up thousands of dollars.
Thanks to Nicole for sending me this theory!
THEORY #9: THE DRIPPING ROGAINE THEORY:
Liam and Noel are really bald but they stole boneheads rogaine. They used it wrong and it dripped between their eyes, so they decided that shaving their eyebrows would solve the problem. Now if you have ever read "Getting High" that is the real reason that liam was caught trying to steal thise razors in chapter 14. One more thing because liam and noel took boneheads roagine he is now bald , but if you notice he has really nice eyebrows.
Thanks to Ruth for sending me this theory!
THEORY #10: "BLAME IT ON THE ROGAINE" THEORY:
I think that everynight before they go to bed, Noel & Liam put rogain on their eyebrows so it makes them fuller!
Thanks to Sara E.J. Boyer for sending me this theory!
THEORY #11: "THE GARDENING INCIDENT" THEORY:
It was a hot summer day and Liam and Noel were doing there mom's gardening for her and they screwed the miricle grow sprayer into the sprinikler instead of the hose and they ran out of the way but the mists of the miricle grow got on there eyebrows.
Thanks to Nikki for sending me this theory!
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