As I look out the window, I am reminded that, "YOU MIGHT BE FROM THE
NORTHWEST IF YOU..."
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10) Use the expression "sun break" and know what it means.
9) Stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
8) Are amazed by accurate weather forecasts.
7) Feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
6) Know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
5) Know more people that own boats than air conditioners.
4) Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
3) Consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's not really a mountain.
2) Complain about Californians as you sell your house for twice its value to one.
1) Know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon.
0) Know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah and Oregon.
-1) Consider swimming an indoor sport.
-2) Can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
-3) In winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working 8 hour days.
-4) Obey all traffic laws except, Keep right except to pass.
-5) Never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
-6) Are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain" and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
-7) Can't wait for a day with "showers and sun breaks."
-8) Have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
-10) Know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
-11) Can point to at least two volcanos, even if you can't see them through the cloud cover.
-12) Say "The mountain is out" when it's a pretty day and you can actually see it.
-13) Feel like you've grown up with Bill Gates and can't quite figure out how people can be so mean to him.
-14) Put on your shorts when the temp. gets above 50 but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
-15) Switch to your sandals when it gets above 60, but keep your socks on.
-16) Have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
-17) Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
-18) Knew immediately that the view out Frasier's window was fake.
AND......
-20) You know you're from the Northwest if you buy new sunglasses every year because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.:)
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