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alongside a picture of Meg and Anna
Meg Matthews and Anna Friel, hanging out. Looks harmless, doesn't it? But it's indicative of a horrifying malaise similar to that suffered by 18th century French aristos before they were cured by Mme La guillotine.
"Mrs Noel Gallagher and girl about town" filled in for ruling-class twit Tara Palmer-Tompkinson, taking over her column of negligible froth in The Sunday Times for two weeks.
Fitting right in, Meg drops in unintentionally hilarious phrases like "we finished up at the Groucho" and "jungle supremo Goldie called me on my mobile". We appeal to straight-talking Liam to stop this madness before it mutates into a desire to act.

c 1998 Andrew Turner

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