Ahhh Yeah!!!

Welcome to the new Spanking Kipper.

Phew. I thought it was aboot time I got me lazy arse into gear and transformed these pages from a piss poor attempt at humour, to a brand spanking all singing, all dancing fabularse celebration of me and my crew. There have, naturally, been some changes to the staff. Obviously I can't begin to explain how devastated I was that the ships toilet cleaner was headhunted to do the bogs of a top London firm of Solicitors, but then again that's life, ain't it? Lookin' at it positively, it means there's a vacancy - in fact there are soon to be lots of new crew as I am always in the middle of a recruitment drive, and as there isn't any criteria for what I look for in a crew member I guess you'll do just fine. Probably.

Welcome aboard.

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Last updated Millenium 1000 (Tuesday, 2nd Sept, 2008)

Damn! Even the rats are leaving this godforsaken hulk now! Little bastards. I never thought they'd take the lifeboats though. Bah Humbug!