PEEPS!

Eat-A-Peep for Jesus


I've started a crusade that deals with eating Peeps.
We, at Eat-A-Peep, encourage passers by to eat Peeps, then we donate a dollar in their name to a good cause for every Peep eaten. So please, Eat-A-Peep for Jesus,
and help us help those in need.

More fun with Peeps:

For To Microvave a Peep:
This is a great thing to do. Since peeps have a mallowy makeup, they act like marshmallows do when nuked. Microvaved Peeps get really big and blown up, and warm, and good to eat...Don't leavem in for too long. If they start blowing black smoke out, that means they've been in for too long.

For To Mangle a Peep:
A unique quality of the Peep is it's wonderfully sticky insides. When one tears a Peep apart, one may then stick it back together in many positions. A few favorite variations are the 2 headed Peep, the Peep who's always looking behing him, the gooey innards Peep, and the Peep with no shape whatsoever. You can combine these basix to form your own special Peep friends. Can you make a totally shapeless Peep with 2 heads?
The possibilities are endless!!

For To Severely Frighten a Peep:
Ask it if it knows where the gerbil went, then try to form a tail on it. Just kidding.
Peeps are by nature, a very caring snackyfood. Peeps take care of other Peeps, as well as those in need of more seroius help (see Eat-A-Peep for Jesus, above). I've found it really scares them when you tell them you've done something horrible to their Peepmates.
Some things to try:

-tell one of them that the last time you saw his friends, they were in a camping backpack, along with lighter fluid, and skewering sticks.
-keep leaving them out in the open air, allowing them to turn into Peep Rocks. This makes them really pissed, for most of their appeal is in their mallowyness.
-tell them the Peep bunnies were calling Them posers.
-ask them where their little friends are, while eating Lucky Charms cereal like a mad person.
-tell them you're a vegan now, and since they contain eggwhites, they are evil.

God Bless the Peeps

love to eatem'

If Peeps chewed gum, what kind would it be, you ask?
BIBLE GUM!!
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