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Subject: Peņagarikano has been in the pub with some friends, and when arriving home, instead of going into the wife's bed, he's gone into the grandmother's (Egaņa) bed.
EGAŅA
PEŅAGARIKANO
He is burping,
and also beeing lame,
he has occupied my bed
that is a bad thing,
he doesn't come
with a very good appearence,
coming into the bed
without the underpants,
drink a little less
the next time.Today I've been drinking
with my friends,
first I have tripped on the corridor
and after on the bathroom,
I thought you were
my honey,
I have begun to caress
and you weren't so well,
I come drunk
forgive me grandmother.I wasn't angry
when he started kissing me,
in spite of not being
so young,
it is not very pleasant
to see him so drunk,
it's a pitty mi daughter to be married
with this kind of drunkard,
his wife has became
really a martyr.I have already said before
where I've been
I am not comfortabe
here with the grandmother,
in any case I have drunk
too much wine,
it had at least
twenty-seven degrees,
I must piss,
where is chamber pot?He has came into my bed
suddenly, beside me,
just like those thieves
bad and clumsy,
could you please piss
in a safe place;
in order to distribute the sense
this way around,
I am going to beat you with the bag
of hot water in the head.Paff!!! She has beaten me there
with the hot water bag.
Telling the truth,
I am not going to be ashamed,
this was
grandmother's prayer:
"Requiem est domine
virgo veneranda"
Grandmother I won't come
drunk never more.
