Right now, you possibly think I've been into the catnip. But that's alright. Here at the SSS, we don't mind being a bit weird, as long as we can help protect against the evils of Soup. And just who are we? I am SunnySoup, and my partner is LectraSoup, the one who discovered this whole conspiracy! Without her, this wouldn't be possible!
Fortunately, we're one step ahead of the Soup. We know their main target: Broadway. Sad, but true. If you don't believe us, take a look at this unfortunate but true evidence, and don't forget to click on song titles for the startling lyrics.
Lyrics by Tomato Soup Eliot (more commonly known as T.S. Eliot). Music by Andstew Lloyd Webber.
You may have thought this was about friendly, furry felines, but take another look. Yes, it's obvious, isn't it? CATS stands for Chicken And Tomato Soup. Who'd have thought, although it's really painfully clear. After all, you can't ignore the songs..
| Act 1: When Cats Are Maddened By Midnight Soup
"Jellicle Soup for Jellicle Cats" "Invitation to the Jellicle SoupBowl" "The Old Gumbo Cat" "Grizabrotha: The Glamour Soup" "Bustewfer Spoons" And let's not forget that giant spoon old Bustopher carries around Very suspicious. "Gumbojerrie and Rumpelchowder" Containing lines such as "Then the family would say, it's that horrible soup!" "Old Stewteronomy" "The Jellicle Bowl" "Memory" "Memory, all alone in the stove light! I can smile at the soupbowls... I was so soupy then!" Act 2: Why Will Summer Stew Delay? Why Will Soup Flow Away? "The Stewing of Soupiness" "Gus: The Theatre Soup" "Simmershanks: The Railway Soup" "Macavity: The Mystery Soup" "Magical Mr. Misbrothelees" What was that about him using "a SPOON and a bit of fishpaste"? And did they he could produce SOUPY kittens right out of a hat? Hmm Weird. "Memory" "Stovelight, see the stew on the soupbowl, and the soup that is fading-- soup simmers away." "The Journey to the Soupy Soup Layer" "The Ad-dressing of Soup" | 
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Music by Andstew Lloyd Webber. Lyrics by Tim Rice.
This controversial musical presents Christ as the host and director of a popular religious cooking show, in which only soup is prepared. "Good for the body, good for the soul." Judas, as assistent director, is alarmed at the show's popularity and is pressured by the high priests of television, who are fearful of the power of this "Soup God". He gives in to his fate and the high priests replace the cooking show with their own news program, forcing the disciples of Jesus Christ to watch their "Soup God" be crucified.
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"Heaven In Their Spoons"
"What's the Broth?" "What's the broth? Tell me what's simmerin'!" "This Jesus Must Boil" "Hosoupa" "Simmeron Zealotes/Poor Jestewselum" "Pilate's Steam" "The Soup Temple" "I Don't Know How To Serve Him" "Should I serve him hot? Should I serve him cold? Should I serve him fresh, or nine days old?" "Canned For All Time/Soup Money" "The Last Souper" "Getstewmane" "Could We Stir Again, Please?" "King Herod's Soup" "Judas' Death" "I shall be dragged through the soup and the broth!" "Boil Before Pilate" "Souperstar" | 
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Aspects Of Soup
Stovelight Express
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