Are you trying to be funny?

Have you gained some weight?

Remember: I don't want to get involved.

It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!

Uh oh... I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs.

Shame on you.

Could you go get me a beer?

Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

O my lord in heaven forgive me this vile sin I am about to commit.

Oh Mark, I mean John.

WHOOPS!! Sorry.

When is this supposed to feel good?

You're good enough to do this for a living!

Oh mama mama mama!!

Careful... don't muss my hair.

I told you it wouldn't work without batteries.

Are you done yet?

Can you please pass me the remote control?

I forgot to tell you... I'm leaving for Alaska tomorrow.

[ring ring]
Hello?
Oh nothing. What about you?

And to think... I was really trying to pick up your friend!

M: MMM OOH BABY...
F: [zzzzz]

On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

F:I love you.
M: Oh God, let's not spoil it, okay?

You woke me up for that?

Did I mention the video camera?

M: This is your first time..right?
F: Yeah... today.

Can you please pass me the remote control?

Do you accept American Express?

So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies.

Oh papa papa papa!!

I think you have it on backwards.

Did I remember to take my pill?

Hup two three four!

Did I tell you my Aunt Gertrude died in this bed?

No, really... I do this part better myself.

This would be more fun with a few more people.

You look younger than you feel.

And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?