BOOKS:

S.E. Hinton - The Outsiders:
• “Do it for Johnny, man! Do it for Johnny!”
Ken Kesey - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest:
• "But it's the truth, even if it didn't happen."

Back to the Future II (en français):
• "Qui est-tu appelle une banane, banane?"
Dr. Latimer in Open Ocean:
• "Bioluminescence!"
• "You...are me..."
• "I am you. The you of the future!"
• "I see now..."
• "We are all connected! We are all one! We are all...energy!"

Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter):
• "He's got me by the khakis!"
• "Remember...you have a croc on board."
• "We all need a bit of conservation."
The Fifth Wheel:
• “Well, you know, it’s kind of like choosing between a bag of Doritos and a jar of vaseline.”
Teenie Genie (Jerry Springer):
"Screw you! Live my life!"
Cops:
(scene opens to Karma Police-like slow chase of naked man on road in rain)
Policeman - "Aren't you cold out there in the rain?"
Crazy Guy - "Freezing."
Policeman - "Well come in here and you won't---"
Crazy Guy - "Got to get to Florida."
Policeman - "Not naked you don't."
Crazy Guy - "Have to."
Policeman - "You can't go to Florida naked."
Crazy Guy - "Jesus told me."
Policeman - "Get in the car, sir."
Crazy Guy - "Ever seen Star Wars?"
Policeman - "Yes I have. But you need to come in out of the rain."
Crazy Guy - "Who's your favourite character?"
Policeman - "Yoda. But that has nothing to do with..."
Chris Rock:
• "So good, you'll suckadick!"
• "TVs in the headrests of cars. The TVs are on, ain't nobody in the back seat!"
COMMERCIALS:
Blockbuster:
• "RENT AS MANY MOVIES AS YOU WANT (up to two at a time)!"
Little Nose:
• “I want more than plain tissues!”
Lucky:
• “They’re magically delicious!”
OTHER:
Church Bulletin:
• "Sun Worship!"
The 'Chariots of Fire' score copyright notice:
"Copyrighted for the World (except Holland)"
Brother Jake Edwards (a dj):
• “Give that man a Dirty Sanchez!”
• “Grandma used to dress me up as the doily monster...I’m the leprechaun! I’m the lepre---sorry. I’m having a bad-grandma flashback.”
Brandon Boyd (Incubus):
• “’We’re speedcore, what are you?’ ‘Uh, apple core.’”

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