| David James Verrall aka Mrs Peacock |
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| Also known as..... Vezza Levvy Levvy Jackstick Lyndon Porky Dave C**T |
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Often
described as an annoying 6ft 4in, cross dressing Levvy, Dave was always so self
righteous, it's amazing that Diario didn't slap him. However, judging by the ever changing appearance of the jackstick,
it could be assumed that successive ursine do-gooders were dragged in as
replacements when things got a little too hot for their predecessors. The perpetual school cheese and beetroot
eater, Dave was always first in the queue to blame someone else (normally the Stalk)
when things went wrong. The Jar-Jar
Binks of the TopBoys household, Dave is probably most famous for wandering
around naked by day, only to pull on a pair of red and white striped jammies
when it was time to climb the wooden ladder to Southampton. Character Most Likely To: Shout "Mind the gap". |
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Full Name: David James Verrall From: Southampton DOB: 08-07-1980 Favourite Nickname(s): Levvy Jackstick Bungle Vezza Significant Other: Jonquil Favourite Food: Cheese, biscuits,
cheese, chocolate, cheese, cheese and also likes the occasional bit of cheese Favourite Music: Anything a bit old and shit (very poor taste in
music – but then again they are all classics). Bit
of Madness, Neil Diamond occasionally. Favourite Film: The Great Escape Favourite All-Time Tune: Come on Eileen, Dexy’s Midnight Runners Football Team: Ummmm, likes Southampton just a little bit. Famous As A TB For: Being
very tall Dancing
like he was driving an imaginary bus Eating
cheese (famously went to the kebab van with only 20p and bought 2 slices of processed cheese from
Mohammed) Knives!!! Favourite
All-Time TB Moment: Every moment spent with Lew a 555 is a tie Likes: Buying Cheese Cutting Cheese Smelling Cheese Eating Cheese Cheese TheTopBoys Hates: 1) Portsmouth Joint 2) Liverpool/Spurs Distinguishing
Quote: “Saaaaaaaffff-AMPTON” / ”Would you like ‘a’ biscuit?” |