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Unfaithful Woman

Dear  Mr. Insecure, Well first of all you have to learn to never trust a woman.  Here are a couple of men who have trusted women, John Wayne Bobbit and Phil Hartman.  Let me ask you something Mr. Insecure, do you want to end up like them? Chances are your girlfriend is cheating on you, that's what women do.  My suggestion is to sleep with her sister and aunt to get revenge. Good luck!  Superman Jones Send your questions to Superman Jones

Dear Mr. Jones, I think my girlfriend is cheating on me, what should I do? Sincerely, Mr. Insecure

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