Schmazz Productions Presents... Anomalies

So, welcome to the anomalies page. Here, you'll find links to my anomalies pages, some anomalies, and some anomalies pages that don't belong to me. You are clear on what an anomaly is, right? Oh well.

This is a page of "Instant Messaging Anomalies"

My page on UFO's

So, here is one anomaly:
First it was Tony,
Then it was Kris,
It was really the pants,
It's definitely me.

See, Tara's pants somehow attract mystical food items. I have another picture coming soon of food on her GAP crotch. Need more explanation?

See, on the way home from Anaheim, on the airplane, we were having our complimentary Cokes, when Tara hits the table thingy, spilling her soda all over her crotch. So, she blames Tony.
A week or two later, she's at my house, eating nachos.Not only does she eat the whole tub of salsa, but she spills it on her pants. So, it's my fault, right, since I was there both times? Then we realize it's the pants, because it was those same GAP corduroys.

So, the next day, she's eating nachos AGAIN. She spills, AGAIN, on her pants. Only this time, she's not wearing the GAP cords. So, it's definitely her.

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