1.Why does Queen Amidala like Anakin? If I were her, I'd be eager to marry Obi-Wan, and father HIS children.
2.Curious George is a monkey. The man in the yellow hat is a pervert. Seriously- what kind of man lives only with a monkey, who he treats like a "friend"? C'mon. George has his own room full of toys, and the man in the yellow hat has... George.
3.All these years and different seasons, and Screech is still on "Saved By the Bell". What's his problem? Where's his dignity? Click here for a link to someone else's anti-screech page. As of now, one would think he has no pride left...
4. Walking around the mall, we notice groups of friends. Trendy groups of friends. They all dress the same: GAP (and Tommy Hilfiger...)YUCK! Have these people no conscience? Really though... I'd cry if I say someone wearing the same outfit as me. I would feel used and abused... No, I'd just feel like a big un-original dork. DISCLAIMER: The dude pictured wasn't really wearing a GAP vest. It's a Nautica vest...
5. Capri pants. What can I say, but... yuck? People put them on and instantly think they're cool. Plus, capri pants are pointless. Wear pants or shorts. You can't have the best of both worlds, dammit. I had a classmate who wore them often in 50 degree weather. She'd be complaining, saying she's freezing, and all I could say was "...duh..."
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