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-Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when the elephants are jumping out of trees.

-What's the loudest thing in the jungle?

A native picking cherries.

-How did Tarzan die?

picking cherries

-What's the fastest thing in the jungle?

A native carrying a bunch of cherries.

-What is the black stuff between the elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

-Why is there a 9 o'clock curfew in the jungle?

So the elephants can practice jumping out of trees.

-Why do crocodiles have flat noses?

They didn't stick to the curfew.

-How do elephants get up into trees?

They sit on an acorn and wait.

-How do elephants get down from trees?

1: They sit on a leaf and wait til Autumn.

2: They don't, you get down from a duck.

-Why do ducks have flat feet?

For stomping out forest fires.

-Why do elephants have flat feet?

For stomping out flaming ducks.

-Why do elephants wear sneakers?

To quiet their landing when they jump out of the trees.

-Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

-Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

It was glued to the first one.

-Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

He thought it was a game

-Why did the tree fall down?

It thought it was an elephant.

-How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?

Its bike is outside.

-How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?

There is a dent in the crossbar.

-How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?

Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.

-Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?

Because white ones get dirty too fast.

-Why did the elephant walk around in polka-dot socks?

Somebody stole his tennis shoes.

-Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?

So they won't get their tennis shoes wet.

-What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?

An elephant with wet tennis shoes.

-Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles?

Because their tennis shoes are too tight.

-Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?

From playing marbles

-Why do elephants need trunks?

Because they don't have glove compartments.

-What's gray, has four legs, and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday.

-What's brown, has four legs, and a trunk?

The same mouse, coming back from holiday.

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