I had another pregnancy dream last night. I was on a bed in a hospital room. I wasn't in labor, just there for an exam. She writes something on my chart and I tell her I don't want to know the sex, I want to be surprised. She says ok, kinda like I was inconveniencing her and says she'll have to take the dye off my cervix. Apparently the cervix is dyed pink if you're having a girl and blue if you're having a boy. This allows the medical professionals to know what you're having without looking at the chart. I didn't know why, looking at the chart is less invasive.

So she's down there removing the dye from my cervix, says she's done and stands up and walk around making sure I see her gloves which were tinted with hot pink and KY jelly.

Oh, and Happy Chinese New Year.

Tue
12 Feb

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