What I went to the store to get:

• milk
• mustard
• panty liners
• ranch dressing
• broken fingernail repair kit

What I came home with:

• Milk
• ranch dressing
• panty liners
• spaghetti sauce
• apple cinnamon bagels
• parkay stick butter (they were out of the tubs)

~*~

I'm in blue. My brother is in red, the typos are also his.

Is this Chad? http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KYGQEZB&key=YVQ

Holy shit. Yeah, that is Chad. I'm sending this to
Matt, definitely! Chads been so fucking flakey
lately, we just spend our free time talking shit about
his possibly queer ass.

Ok, that's what I thought so I gave him a 1.

Well, I forewarded that hotornot pic to Matt, he sent
it to Cady, and Cady emailed Chad and said, "Did you know your pic is on hotornot?" Well, he tried to play it off and said, "Yeah..but I thought I would rate a little higher than what I did!" Cady said, "Yeah...me, too" But she gave him a 1 like you did! Cady told him that one of her friends found him on there and told her about it. Well, Matt was looking through the girls and found a picture of Jill, Chads woman. We're not sure if Jill knows that she's on there or not, though. Cady took the picture of Jill, and superimposed a large peice of cake in both her hands.

The 2 Slices of Cake Story....

On Chads birthday in Janurary, Me, Matt, Cady, Jill
and Chad all went to eat at Bennigans. After dinner,
Cady had made Chad a cake, and we went to Chads to eat it. Jill starts cutting the cake, and sliced us all a peice and passed them out. Well, before anybody could finish their first peice of cake, Jill eats all hers and jumps up and cuts her off a HUGE slice and finishes it!! Nobody said anything to her, but I looked at Matt and whispered to him, "Is that legal? Can a girl eat to large slices of cake like that?" I figured that was something that girls just didn't do in front of others. Anyway..whenever we start talking about Jill now, we always manage to work in "2 big ol' peices of cake" in to the conversation.

That's just damn ass funny dude. So was Jill scored higher than Chad?

Oh, dude, you know Jill scored higher than Chad. To me, Chad just looks sick. I mean..not like nasty sick, but sick as in..has an infection or something. I'm just waiting for someone to come up to us in a resturant and say, "I think its so nice that you are dating a young man with AIDS." I think Matt said that Jill was about a 7 or so. I think Cady said Chad was a 5.5 or something.

I went back to hotornot.com. Chad is up to 7.2. Bet the shit is clicking 10 then the back button and revoting.

Mon
4 Feb

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