The determination of the amount of pints required to have sex with a 'not the best' female

S.Williams, J. Sands, J Simpson and S. Roberts, University of Wales Swansea, Singleton Park, Swansea. SA2 8PP.

ABSTRACT This report will look at the determination of the number of pints required to 'do a munter'. Initially we shall be looking at the types of females that are around and determining the types that can be regarded as 'stinking' This report will follow on to use mathematical models to help determine the amount of pints required for an arbitrary male for him to succumb to the wrath of a minger.

INTRODUCTION This report is about the amount of fermented vegetables drinks required for consumption before a homo-sapien male is consciously willing to partake in a mating ritual with a homo-sapien female with defective attributes. Examples of these attributes include having big bones, having hair of a golden colour or having mammary glands of a small nature. One shall start this report by looking at the different types of females that are around. The first assumption to be made was by Williams1 (1997) who stated that the fitness of the women around is normally distributed with mean 6 and standard deviation of 2. This is represented in diagrammatic form in figure 1.