The
latest super-sensation to enter the continously growing world of
web-loggers, The Suupergrrls, have announced their future plans for
world domination are taking shape just as they expected.
The
Suupergrrls, comprised of four unbelievably intelligent, lovable, and
funky women from around Australia, recently launched a brilliant website
in which all their fabulousness is combined.
In a method to
attract even more attention to themselves, the minor-celebrities held a
little party and invited over all their gorgeous dedicated fans. The
stars were seen entering surrounded by a mob of adoring famous people,
and looking extremely cool. The party also had an astonishing amount of
free beer available. However, on various occasions, The Supergrrls have
been known to prefer classy cocktails such as Fruit Tingles and Sex On
The Beach.
Supersar, the
quirky funny gal and princess-lookalike, was announced to be the cutest
of the group.
"I love
Steve from 'Blues Clues'!", she screeched, "He's sooo
sexy!"
Much hugging
ensued.
The
internet-controlling pop group have made their purpose clear; if you are
a sexy skinny boy, they want your body, and if you are a rawk star, they
also want 10, 000 of your babies.
Completely
independent, hardcore, and totally sexy, the starlets say their work is done purely out of
love. Love for their readers, love for their Gods of music, and of
course, love for themselves. They are all very loving.
While their
increasing popularity has caused them to take up self-defence lessons,
much like Charlie's Angels, The 'grrls still find the time to sign
autographs for their fans, upon request. This has not in any way harmed
their modesty.
"We can
make people love you", they were all heard chanting, "We are
powerfullllll."
When asked
about their significant status in the Cyberworld, Superkate, the totally
super-rock chic part-time groupie, claimed: "We're just like the
Spice Girls, but we don't sing!" She then launched into a series of
unidentifiable actions involving beer bottles (not cans, because she's
hardcore) and was heard to be screaming "I love Jeff
Buckley!!!" for the rest of the night.
Rumours of the
foursome having lesbian tendencies and appearing naked in public have
been entirely denied. Instead, the group seek corporate sponsorship in
completely humble ways- to further their prosperity and ensure they have
a large bank balance with which to buy lots of CDs.
"It's not
about the money", Supervic assured the fans, "It's about the
music...man." She was then called off on an urgent assignment to
save a hardcore rock star through extensive free promotion on her much
talked about radio show.
The
fourth member of the group, Superjen, was noted to be quietly cool,
standing back from the rush of publicity and trying to seem deep, dark,
and mysterious. She is apparently in love with everything silver, and
was found trying to convince a large number of people to buy her
gifts.
The
Suupergrrls are currently touring the East Coast of Australia, and can
be found at all the right parties, talking to all the right people.