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Suupergrrls to take over the world!

The latest super-sensation to enter the continously growing world of web-loggers, The Suupergrrls, have announced their future plans for world domination are taking shape just as they expected.

The Suupergrrls, comprised of four unbelievably intelligent, lovable, and funky women from around Australia, recently launched a brilliant website in which all their fabulousness is combined. 

In a method to attract even more attention to themselves, the minor-celebrities held a little party and invited over all their gorgeous dedicated fans. The stars were seen entering surrounded by a mob of adoring famous people, and looking extremely cool. The party also had an astonishing amount of free beer available. However, on various occasions, The Supergrrls have been known to prefer classy cocktails such as Fruit Tingles and Sex On The Beach. 

Supersar, the quirky funny gal and princess-lookalike, was announced to be the cutest of the group.

"I love Steve from 'Blues Clues'!", she screeched, "He's sooo sexy!"

Much hugging ensued.

The internet-controlling pop group have made their purpose clear; if you are a sexy skinny boy, they want your body, and if you are a rawk star, they also want 10, 000 of your babies. 

Completely independent, hardcore, and totally sexy, the starlets say their work is done purely out of love. Love for their readers, love for their Gods of music, and of course, love for themselves. They are all very loving. 

While their increasing popularity has caused them to take up self-defence lessons, much like Charlie's Angels, The 'grrls still find the time to sign autographs for their fans, upon request. This has not in any way harmed their modesty.

"We can make people love you", they were all heard chanting, "We are powerfullllll."

When asked about their significant status in the Cyberworld, Superkate, the totally super-rock chic part-time groupie, claimed: "We're just like the Spice Girls, but we don't sing!" She then launched into a series of unidentifiable actions involving beer bottles (not cans, because she's hardcore) and was heard to be screaming "I love Jeff Buckley!!!" for the rest of the night. 

Rumours of the foursome having lesbian tendencies and appearing naked in public have been entirely denied. Instead, the group seek corporate sponsorship in completely humble ways- to further their prosperity and ensure they have a large bank balance with which to buy lots of CDs. 

"It's not about the money", Supervic assured the fans, "It's about the music...man." She was then called off on an urgent assignment to save a hardcore rock star through extensive free promotion on her much talked about radio show.

The fourth member of the group, Superjen, was noted to be quietly cool, standing back from the rush of publicity and trying to seem deep, dark, and mysterious. She is apparently in love with everything silver, and was found trying to convince a large number of people to buy her gifts. 

The Suupergrrls are currently touring the East Coast of Australia, and can be found at all the right parties, talking to all the right people.


 

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