090301 » spank me more i like it

listening to | motorace
feeling | slightly hungover

8.58pm

i drank for 13 hours straight yesterday. once again the word beer is banned from passing the lips of anyone in my presence. well, unless u have some sort of weirdass fetish for being spewed on that is. eeew! u grotty bastardis!

anyways, i think i should start at the beginning. we had out 1st chemical engineering society (NUChES) barbeque at 12pm yesterday. beer, beer, sausages, beer, goon, beer and more beer. it's all good. it was also rather scarey for a short period of time. 

i am sure you all read up on the whole poster debacle. well, i was approached by a number of lecturers at the bbq. they wanted to lend me their support and said they thought the h.o.d. had overreacted and that it was all a storm in a tea cup. one lecturer was rather TOO supportive, though. he informed me that he is not adverse to a good spanking himself, and if we ever need someone to pose for another poster he would love to oblige. he then told me if he was head of the department he would promote that kind of behaviour. *nightmares* no wonder i couldn't sleep last night. i'm sorry, but that was just way more information than i needed to know about ANY of my lecturers! oh, but i did get some good news. the head of the department is overseas for the next 10 days. i'm safe. *comes out of hiding*

well after finishing off all 12 or so cartons of beer at about 5.30pm, and giving away the rest of the goon to passers by (hahah we made them scull it out of the sac!) we headed down to the tanner bar at uni. from this point we decided to up the stakes. we had all had our fare share of beer, so myself and 2 PhD students i had made friends with decided to go rounds. rum for them and scotch for me. we were already rather happy by this stage.

at about 8.30pm we headed on over to the bar on the hill. machine gun fellatio were playing and we were up for a good dose of nudity and funky sounds. i flitted around like the social butterfly that i am and even ran into the people who i was 'with the band' with after seeing george at the uni o'ball. fortunately, i was not offered any snuss. lol.

a little later i spied the man who had been the object of my unspoken affections for a number of months - sexy ben guy. i actually had not seen his face for a good 3 months, so i was rather excited to see him. i swear this guy is a young bernard fanning lookalike... but with better hair and better looks (not that bern isn't all sex sex sex!) he looked at me a few times, and this made me rather happy. it is of course possible he was merely looking at me because i was quite drunk... and when i am drunk i am loud. louder than i usually am.
anyhoo, the two PhD students i was with decided they wanted to help me out. bastards. they tried to make me go and talk to him, but i would not budge. this is when they proceeded to take matters into their own hands.

they walked over to sexy ben guy and told him i that i wanted him... BAD! one of sexy ben guy's friends then came up to me and offered himself to me and maintained that he was the REAL ben williams. lol. how embarrassing. i saw sexy ben a little later and he kinda smiled at me, but that was probably because i saw him and went bright red again. my god! i have not been so embarrassed in such a long time! so, sexy ben guy, if you read this - you know who you are - email me. it is true i think you are hot, but my friends who know you think you are a jerk. email me and prove to me that you really aren't. ;)

machine gun fellatio were tops! the chicky who gets naked was not there last night, so the cute little dude with the pig tails (is he chit chat von loopin stab, or is that the ugly guitarist?) got nude. he stripped off completely, with only a winnie the pooh bear soft toy strategically gaffa taped to assist him in retaining a little dignity. he was jumping round like a maniac. funnee stuff. nice bum too.

does anyone else out there think pinky from mgf looks like michael masden from resevoir dogs? you know the dude. the one who cuts off the cop's ear to the sounds of 'stuck in the middle with you.' one of the greatest scenes in cinema. if nothing else, quentin tarantino certainly knows how to use music to it's full affect in a movie.

oh yeah, before i forget, i realised there is something good about philosophy. the young chris cornell lookalike in my class. he is a muso too. i saw him when i went to a meeting for the newcastle music industry (no, i did not go to pick up. the "my bro could 'ave taken 'em aaaaall on!" guy was pretty hot though. smart too. NOT NOT NOT!). he even has chris cornell's goatee. actually, i think that is the only reason he looks like chris cornell.

till next time my sweets,

*spank me more, i like it *