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goon is the tool of the devil
listening to | mr bungle \ california
feeling | like shit
i swear to god i am never going to drink goon again. this time i really mean it too. cask wine is a tool of the devil.
well, my day went pretty much as i outlined in my previous
entry. except that i didn't budget for the fact that my friends decided to get only 8 cartons of beer for the chemical engineering bbq, rather than the usual 12. hence the beer had pretty much run out by the time foota and i got to the bbq after our philosophy test. i hate black beer, and light beer is just plain wrong, so instead i opted for the sack. the goon. the white (really cheap) gold. the cask wine. i even remember complaining when i was about half of the way through the sack that it wasn't getting me pissed. hahahahaha. hmmmm. i was pissed when i said that i now realise. basically i ended up drinking sack wine for about 5 hours and just talking alot of drunken bullshit. oh, but i made friends with he
dean of engineering's son. :D
my drunkeness did prove quite fruitful, however. in my stupidity i decided what could be better than getting some input from one of the 2nd year chem eng students i know. i told him if he helped me i would make him famous by mentioning him in this journal. the first thing little jonny and i concocted was a series of sentences that sound better when ending them with the phrase 'with a man.' please remember that we were extremely intoxicated when we came up with these. that's our excuse and we are sticking to it.
* i would like some cheese... with a man
* that impreza wxl's pretty good... with a man
* that beer goes down well... with a man
* i was between two men... with a man (i screamed this rather loudly after being hugged by my friends josh and callan)
* yeah i'm pretty wet... with a man
* beer goes better... with a man
* i care about the environment... with a man
* sex is good... with a man
* sex with women is good... with a man
* {insert someone's name} is here... with a man
* he climbs walls... with a man
* i'm going to the bathroom... with a man
* i'm extremely lubricated... with a man
* i am producing excrement... with a man
* i'm horny... with a man
* i've eaten semen... with a man
* i've been tied up and whipped... with a man
* i love a man... with a man
* i've gone the hopoate... with a man
i would like to remind you that little jonny is a male little jonny, so many of these things sound much funnier when said by he.
the 2nd idea i had was for little jonny to conduct the first pissed suupergrrl interview. that is right... i had my first
real (???) interview!
jonny: most wonderful friend?
me: brodie
jonny: most hated fashion item?
me: red caps
jonny: if you could be sergically attached to anyone who would it be?
me: brodie or nickynoodle
jonny: favourite animal?
me: horsey
jonny: would you be male?
me: if shirley manson would marry me
jonny: worst memory of alcohol?
me: bad sexual experience
jonny: what would you do if you were down to your last $10?
me: buy alcohol
jonny: would would your porn name be?
me: katiliscious spankette. the 1st pet/street name one for me is just dumb. septemberlad benjamin? mebbe if i dressed as a male prostitute....
jonny: favourite kitchen utensil?
me: ladel
jonny: what makes you smile?
me: alcohol, sex, guys with sticky outy hipbones and jeff buckley.
jonny: most unmoshpit music?
me: george
jonny: how much would you cut your little finger off for?
me: $100,000
jonny: if you could kill any one person in history (except hitler) who would it be?
me: ella hooper from killing heidi.
jonny: if you could name a star what would you name it?
me: kate miles loves jeff buckley.
jonny: who do you most want to have oral sex with?
me: mmm yummy. boi: jeffy buckley. grl: shirley manson.
jonny: who do you trust least?
me: corey bell
jonny: if you could have 6 fingers, would you?
me: no
jonny: favourite use of a cucumber?
me: been there, done that.
jonny: favourite band?
me: jeff buckley
jonny: favourite movie?
me: a clockwork orange
jonny: favourite song?
me: jeff buckley - forget her
jonny: what would you want you epitaph to say?
me: here lies kate miles, devoted worshiper of jeff buckley.
jonny: what is your favourite poison?
me: scotch!
jonny: if you could legalise any drug which would it be?
me: pot
me: where is my bag? oh, im sitting on it. i'm really pissed.
there you go. the first drunken suupergrrls journal entry. most of the stuff i said was utter crap. i think i had alcohol and jeff buckley on the brain last night for some reason. i swear i'm really not as obsessed with jeff buckley as i may seem in this interview. you are just lucky i didn't type it up while i was drunk.
i appologise to nick, glenny and the jens for all the shit i was talking last night on the net when i was pissed. i had about an hour to kill between getting extremely drunk and going to the bar to see the mark of cain. what else does an alcoholic nerd do other than go on the net to terrorise her friends when she is pissed?
i would also like to appologise to jono and andrew for almost rolling on the floor at the bar on the hill. i would have done it if you guys hadn't warned me that i might get kicked out for being pissed. thanks guys.
mostly i want to apologise to timi for telling him that i think simon wants to have sex with him. i was merely relaying what foota had said to me and wanted me to tell you. i wasn't the one who said you would get drunk and actually do it with him, that was the footman. timi, you have to admit that it looks like simon really does want you.
besides all that, the mark of cain kicked arse! i want to be a bass player again now. i say that every time i see the mark of cain. kim scott is just the coolest. if i was a bass player i would strap the bass around my waist and stand with my feet like 1.5m apart too. so hardcore. i swear i felt like i was orgasming when john stopped playing guitar and all you could hear was kim's bass and the drums. *shiver*
the only prob was it hurt a bit to bang my head to some of the more intense songs. my head was POUNDING! i haven't had a headache that bad in so long! evil, evil goon! if i wasn't banging away in time with the music my head was fine. the extreme volume and intensity of the music actually made my headache feel fucking awesome (am i sadist?). i felt the consequences afterwards, though. that gig definitely made up for 2.5 years of not seeing tmoc!!
i'm also inlove with john scott from tmoc again too. oh, and tim from sceamfeeder. he has the most perfect male body i have ever seen. he even lifted his guitar up in the air once and i could see his sticky outy hipbones when his bonds shirt (!!!) rode up! too bad about the hair. that haircut really doesn't suit a man who is beginning to go a little bald at the front. you aren't fooling anyone matey!
ok well i must go and finish packing for cairns now. hopefully it will help take my mind off my headache. only 2 sleeps till i see nickynoodle now!
yay!
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