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listening to | the sound of
fingers on keys
feeling | hungry
2.30pm
TOP
FIVE WAYS TO PROCRASTINATE
#5 do more tests on www.emode.com
#4 write this journal
#3 chat to friends on msn, irc, and/or iqc
#2 play snake on my mobile (woohoo top score
618!)
#1 force someone to tie me to a chair such that i
cannot use my hands, or any other part of my body
generally required for completing university work
TOP FIVE REASONS TO STAY ALIVE
#5 turkish kebabs
#4 music
#3 alcohol
#2 love of my friends and family
#1 what if i go to hell when i die? that would be
scarey. hot too.
TOP FIVE REASONS TO DIE
#5 jeff buckley
#4 jeff buckley
#3 jeff buckley
#2 jeff buckley
#1 JEFF BUCKLEY
TOP FIVE BOYS EVER (CELEBRITY)
#5 thom yorke
#4 bernard fanning
#3 chris cornell
#2 brian molko
#1 jeff buckley
TOP FIVE GIRLS EVER (CELEBRITY)
#5 kate winslett
#4 drew barrymore
#3 angelina jolie
#2 shirley manson
#1 katie noonan
TOP FIVE TYPES OF ALCOHOL
#5 that 'picked brain' shot that a guy i know who
works at a bar invented. it even looked like
brains!
#4 bourbon and coke
#3 a nice bottle of wine
#2 toohey's extra dry
#1 scotch and dry
TOP FIVE REASONS TO BECOME A LESBIAN
#5 boys fart too much (especially if you are my
friend timi)
#4 boys don't know what to say when you ask them
if the clothes you are wearing make you look fat
#3 boys don't like to go shopping with you
#2 boys have no idea what to do when it comes to
communicating
#1 boys have a really unusual sense of logic
TOP FIVE REASONS NOT TO BECOME A LESBIAN
#5 boy's hands are bigger than girl's hands, and
when you hold their big hands it makes you feel
safe
#4 i don't think i could handle a relationship
with someone who also suffers pms
#3 boys wear men's deodorant. i love men's
deodorant.
#2 some boys have sticky outy hipbones. i don't
think any girl could achieve the kind of
stickyoutishness that i require.
#1 um, girlies don't have that rather wonderful
appendage that men have
TOP FIVE ALTERIOR OCCUPATIONS FOR PAULINE
HANSON
#5 fish and chip shop owner (haha... funny that)
#4 door jam
#3 intelligent, moral people repellant
#2 drain scum
#1 toilet brush
TOP FIVE ALTERNATIVE USES FOR A VIBRATOR
#5 massage instrument
#4 drain plug
#3 chew toy for babies
#2 baton
#1 drink mixer
** all of these top fives are subject to change
without notice. well, all of them except wherever
i mentioned JEFF BUCKLEY.
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