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feeling | stressed
the
computer networks at uni have been down since
friday night. i have not been a happy lass.
thankfully, they were fixed yesterday and my
fears that any email i had recieved in those few
days would be lost were unfounded.
i had no access to the web or to any of my email
accounts. i could only use chat programs. do you
realise how boring the internet is when you
cannot view websites or send and recieve email? i
thought i was going to go insane.
i
was surposed to have a meeting on monday at 9am,
but it was pushed back until 10.30am. i couldn't
even play ont he net to keep myself entertained.
the meeting was pushed back as a number of the
people involved had to have a meeting with a
lecturer at the same time. one of the guys who
was surposed to be seeing the lecturer turned up
late. he was so high!
he came into the room i was in, i told him where
everyone was and then he walked away giggling to
himself. apparently he made a bit of a tool of
himself infront of the lecturer as he made no
sense when he spoke. the interesting part of this
story is that this guy is the most intelligent
guy in chemical engineering at my uni. not that
you would believe this looking at him. he has
long blonde dreadlocks and is the resident ladies
man/slut. he parties a lot, but also studies a
lot. i wish i could find that balance.
finally, my meeting began. my friends and i are
organising a treasure hunt with a difference for
autonomy day at uni (celebrates the day newcastle
university separated from the university of nsw).
it is different because instead of collecting
items you have to get photos of your team in
various places. bonus points are awarded for
nudity.
this meeting made me realise how chauvenistic
many of my friends are. i should have already
known this seeing as though they are engineers.
the guys wanted to set the rules such that extra
bonus points are awarded if a woman who has large
breasts takes her top off. however, if she has
'large fried eggs' - as they call them - points
will be taken off. bec and i put a stop to this
immediately
timi then decided he needed to inform everyone
that he has shaved off his pubic hair. he pulled
his pants down before anyone realised what was
happening. thanks for that timi. he then started
pelvic thrusting and going on about the sight of
raw meat going in and out. polite young chap he
is.
i
went to see henry rollin's spoken word show last
night at the civic theatre in newcastle. i have
not laughed so much sine i last saw him. there
was a group of nine of us. four of whom had never
heard any of henry's spoken word material before.
i am pretty sure they were all impressed. the man
is sheer genius. i don't think there are many
people i could just sit and listen to talk about
their life for 2 hours. needless to say, a
catphrase or two have been stolen from his show.
the favourite of the moment is:
"how you diggin' the macy gray funk
shooooooooooooow?"
that one is getting a lot of milage. as are jokes
about spirit levels. brodie, sandy and i have
also become stealthly ninjas.
*we may be kicking your arse, or we may not be*
*karate chop*
oh
yeah, nearly forgot. i have given up smoking.
while i was in cairns i smoked much less than
what i usually do. then, the sunday night that i
got home to newcastle, i smoked about half a
packet. i was so disgusted with myself that i
decided to quit. i have now not had a cigarette
since sunday night. aren't you proud?
days without a cigarette: 4
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