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October 15, 1999 I fly a great deal in my job... and I meet the most interesting people. While on my way back from Portland the other day, I was sitting next to a couple of women who did not know each other, but as it turned out were both 5th grade teachers. One was now retired, and the other was 24 and just beginning her teaching career. Its bad enough trying to get some work done or at least trying to relax on an airplane, without having to escape the syrupy conversation of two people talking about things you didn't really care to hear about. Then of course, the conversation became even stranger! The older woman OUT OF NOWHERE started talking about her 27 year old son, and how he was getting married this weekend. She started telling this other woman how he and his fiancée were both virgins, and were saving themselves for each other. OH MY GOD... I had to listen to this crap???? OK... there are 3 things that are possible in a situation like this, and they are as follows.....
I don't know the woman well enough to tell you whether or not she was Mormon, but she did have that religious "I'm better than you" thing going, so I wouldn't be surprised. Nothing against Mormon's...I have many friends who are Mormon, but I will say they twist the hell out of the kids who just want to go out and have a good time with their gal/guy pals. Ill therefore address numbers 1 and 3, as they are much more plausible anyway! Any man who attains his 27th birthday and has not tasted a woman has got to be punished, not held on a pedestal. What on Gods earth has he been doing with himself that he can even get to that age without exploding??? On the other hand, what woman wants a guy who has no idea how to take care of her??? They will get naked and he will have no idea what to do! She will be pissed because he cant eat pussy, and since I would imagine he never had a blow job, he will be scratching his head wondering what in the world is wrong! This does not paint a picture of wedded bliss. Although those words cannot exist together in nature for any long period of time anyway! You are gonna have to help me here. Who would be stupider in this situation? Him or her? That's OK... keep it to yourself or put the answer on your own website!!!! Looking at this thing from afar, I'm pretty sure the guy is probably lying to both his mom and fiancé and getting laid every week, but just not telling either of them! I need to hold out hope that single guys aren't really that insane that they would give up their God given rite of passage in their 20's in order to get locked into such a ridiculous arrangement! (A situation that the author himself admittedly and mistakenly did!!!!). The woman said that her "hubby to be" was a teacher at a local school district, and I can well imagine him having to arrange special conferences with some of the mothers of some of the "troublesome" kids! *wink* I suppose the moral of the story is that I should have just put my headset on and had the CD in the player before the 2 of them had a chance to even get started!!!
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