| "Classy as Fuck" merchandise was conceived by the minds
of the elitist upper echelons of northern California's fervent alcoholics.
The items displayed just below this very text, and those items still
pending, are intended to be worn by those who are indeed and without
question, "Classy as Fuck." If this is you gracious consumer,
then I implore you to place your order and count your blessings, hold
your breath, or do whatever it is a classy individual such as yourself
would do while you await the arrival of your very own "Classy
as Fuck" merchandise. And later that day as you stroll down to
the local liquor store, or perhaps as you peruse the fine consumables
at the town mall, you will notice the envious looks and glances. Do
not be alarmed or agitated, just let the jealous onlookers know, YOU
are "Classy as Fuck!" |
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