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The Hall Of Shame
Whilst serving as an Ambassador situations always arise that need to be kept under wraps to protect from the slander of the media. Until now some of the deepest darkest secrets of the Ambassadors have never been unearthed despite attempts from the gutter press. The photos and articles in this section have cost many of the paparazzi their cameras, their jobs and when necessary their legs. Here are the top 5 Most Shameful moments in the Ambassadors history: |
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No1 - Netherlands and Hannah "What do you get when you mix a drunken Ambassador with girls? A recipe for disaster", or that's what Nesbit tells me anyway. To his credit he had more than a lot to drink when he was sprawled on top of Hannah trying to convince the Swedish one that she was allowed to stay the night at his embassy so that they could whop. Even to this day Sweden gets thanked for not letting Netherlands make the worst mistake of his life. All we can say is just look at his face. Fellow Ambassador Comments: "Netherlands you should feel very very ashamed you bad Ambassador" - Cuba "Good Work Ambassador" - Germany "Huhhhhhhhhh!" - Chile "Sorry Netherlands but it's better than the fatty" - Sweden
No3 - The Un-named Ambassador and the Fatty The Ambassadors have one dark secret that they will all deny any knowledge of, The Fatty. The un-named Ambassador is known to have whopped this mystery fat lass at least once and even possibly twice. We need your help to solve this problem, write to us and tell us if you know the identity of the mystery Ambassador.
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BUT THERE IS MORE.........
No2 - German White and the Seven Dwarfs Germany's most embarrassing moment as an Ambassador came in Magaluf in 1998, when he was accused of shagging a young doppy dwarf called Slutty. Standing at a mere 3 foot in height she had to stand on her tip toes to give Germany a blower. She first caught the Germans eye when he saw what he thought was a young girl crying outside Boomerangs, however on closer inspection it was clearly a 30 year old dwarf looking for a taxi. Not wanting to leave the women in such a state Germany started leading her back to his hotel to ring her a taxi. At one stage in the walk he thought he had lost her until he felt a tug on the bottom of his shirt and a wee voice squeaked up "What's the matter Tony are you ashamed of me?". Well afterwards he certainly was as the demon drink once again ended in a shameful episode for the Ambassadors.
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