FAQ
Here are some of my frequently asked questions.
Q: Why is your site so crappy?
A: Haven't you ever heard of minimalism? Yeah me too, but I thought it would apply here.
Q: Why would I read your work?
A: Because you have nothing better to do.
Q: Why do you write about this Orlando guy?
A: I think he's hot. What's your problem anyway?
Q: Why are you obsessed with Somewhere In Time?
A: Have you even seen the movie? It is the sappiest movie you could ever see and it is great because it has a not so happy, happy ending just the way sappy assed movies should be. And you can't help but tear. Hey! Don't make fun shite head! Besides Mackinac Island is the island that time forgot, who wouldn't want to revisit it over and over again.
Q: When do you have time to write if you are so bloody busy?
A: Well smarty pants, late at night once all the creatures are in bed I curl up on the couch with my notebook (the spiral kind), a pen and write. Why do you think I have these dark circles under my eyes?
Q: Why is it it takes you so long to update your site?
A: Well basically I have a life. Ok that's a lie, I am just lazy, do you know how much sitting around and vegging out I have to do to make the world right? Alot.
Q: Will you ever put anything on this site that I care about?
A: Probably not. I don't care that much. Ok, that's another lie. I don't care at all.
Q: Why don't you have any pics up?
A: Hey I am not squandering space on lousy pics. Do you know what Geocities gives me?
Q: Why don't you just pay for a site without pop-ups and banner?
A: Who's gonna give me the money? You, smart ass? It's free and it's what I got. Besides changing to another site now is a pain in the ass, even if it is a free site without banners and pop-ups.
Q: Why can't you just put up some JLO or something like that?
A: Unless you have some naked pic or something what would be the point?
Q: Why don't you spice up your site with flash at least?
A: What now?
Q: Why is it that you are so hostile?
A: Man, you are pushing me to the limit. You ask too many frigging questions as it is. Why is it this. Why is it that. Don't you have anything else better to do than come to my crappy ass site? Hmm... I see your point, no life either huh? What was your question again?
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