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Monobrow FAQ
So what is one of these newfangled Monobrow things?
A monobrow is when a persons two eyebrows have joined up into a single eyebrow. This joined eyebrow is known as a Monobrow.
Are Monobrows desirable?
Of course.
Why?
Monobrows are just plain cool. In addition, people with Monobrows live longer, have more succesful careers and are more popular among their peers.
Does a Monobrow require more maintenance than two eyebrows?
Not really. Usually you can just let it grow.
So how does one measure whether their Monobrow is better than someone else's?
Easily. The thicker the hair between the two original eyebrows, the higher quality the 'brow.
I'm a female, and I want to grow a Monobrow. Is it still cool?
No way! Monobrows on women are just weird!
I'm in the unfortunate position of not being able to grow a Monobrow, no matter how hard I try. What can I do?
No fear. Simply purchase a can of the patented "Monobrow in a can". To use this wonderful product, just hold the can 15cm from the space between the eyebrows, spray for five seconds, and you have an instant Monobrow! No one will tell that it's fake!
Is it true that people with Monobrows have, shall we say more "satisfyingly" sized genitalia
Sure is. There is a direct correlation between genitalia size and having a Monobrow, according to a recent survey.
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