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Bholaji's prayer to God
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Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto(lottery)".
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Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the temple..................... "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck!!
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Back to the temple.................. "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
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Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God
"Bholaji, buy a damn lottery ticket first".
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Son of Sardar in School
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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??""No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
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Two liner jokes
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Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Bholaji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Patna?" "Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says Bholaji and hangs up.
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Bholaji : "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Herolal : "No, who wrote it?"
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Q: So this Bholaji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ?
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A: "Saala aaj bhi girna padega..."
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Q: Why did Bholaji stare at the frozen Orange Juice Can for 2 hours?
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A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Q: What did Bholaji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
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A: He turned it over and used the other side.
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Q: What did Bholaji do when his wife gave birth to twins?
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A: He is out looking for the other man.
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Q: Some one asked if Bholaji believed in smoking.
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A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."
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Q: Why does Bhola always smile during lightning storms?
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A: He thinks his picture is being taken.
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Bholaji Doctor to his patient: "It`s very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
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Then there`s the one about Bholaji who brought his binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative ...
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Bill Gates was in India a few days ago....
He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of...
Khidkiyan97:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom
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