Why is this page called Tagonist's Place?
In ninth grade I made a webpage. It was called "Trousers' Place." It was so named because my screen name was Trousers14. Now it is Tagonist, hence the change in the name of my place.
What does 'Tagonist' mean? Is it short for 'protagonist' or 'antagonist'?
Neither. That's like saying 'interesting' is short for 'uninteresting.'
What was Trouser's Place about?
Trousers' Place had a very similar layout as Tagonist's Place now uses. There was a front page that linked to all the various featured items. The featured items at Trousers' Place consisted of pages making fun of specific individuals at my school, such as Austin. The comedy at Trousers' Place came easily because it was entirely unsubtle, for example, the Austin page was called, "Austin Collins is the Coolest Person in the World, a webpage by Austin Collins." Then followed a string of inside jokes about his asskissing and compulsive lying. Tagonist's Place is very different from Trousers' Place in this sense - instead of unsubtely making fun of people, I now seriously look at issues of importance such as Politics, pop culture icons such as Britney Spears, God, help people figure out if their crush likes them, and tap into my creative genius for a Literary Magazine. No relics remain from Trouser's place, as I have decided to make a clean break and I removed all inside jokes from the featured items.
Why is the background of this page red?
Because the background of Trousers' Place was red. I think because I was a communist at the time. Tagonist's Place used to be entirely of red background, but this is notTrouser's Place with a new name. It is a completely different webpage. The red background is the only remaining relic from Trouser's Place.
Whoa! Communist?? Are you kidding? You're not anymore are you?
No.
Well could you change the background from red to something else? it really hurts my eyes to read the page?
I did. But i will leave this FAQ red. The red background has sentimental value to me, and might be the one thing that links this page to Trousers' Place. I will however change the colors of the other pages based on what their content mandates. For example, I have changed the background of the Politics page, and i also changed the background of Britney Spears Analysis to baby blue. [Editor's note: This page is no longer baby blue.]
Why baby blue??
It's Britney Spears favorite color, duh.
By the way, what possessed you to write that weirdass Britney Spears page?
Well, Sunday night it was around 8 or so, and i had to write my English Final but i didn't feel like it. So i wrote that page instead.
What qualifications do you have to anlayse her lyrics and pscyhoanalyze her?
I am an associate professor of Britneyspearsology at MIT, which has the number one Britneyspearsology department in the country, some say the world.
Ok, you do realise that Britney Spears doesn't write her own lyrics? Just look in the CD liner, it clearly says that Max Martin wrote most of her songs.
Yea, ok, it's called a psuedonym. (Also known as a nom de plum.)
Well, could you at least update that Britney site? I'm really curious what her new singles such as Slave4U and Toxic mean
No new analyses are expected at this time. But you if study this page, you will realize that the trajectory of her development has already been clearly explicated and predicted. No further analysis is really necessary. though I would point you to:this recent analysis.
Do you have way too much free time?
No, this is a common misconception about Tagonist's Place. People think that I have way too much free time, but the truth is that it doesn't really take very long to do this stuff. I get strange ideas all the time while I am doing normal activities such as driving or talking to people. These ferment and develop in my subconcious until I get a couple free minutes, then I sit down at my computer and type away until it's done.
Hello, Britney. I love your music. You are so beautiful. Let's go shopping.
I am not now, nor have I ever been Britney Spears. I can't stress this enough. I am not Britney Spears. Honestly, just stop and think. Do I even look like Britney Spears? No. Stop sending me this stupid email. It's not funny anymore.
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