One cold winters evening, Cecil the sock puppet was sitting by the cosy fire he had started in the centre of the living room floor. "I'm bored!" Cecil suddenly exclaimed, tossing more of Michelle's clothing onto the blaze. "I want adventure! I want excitement! I want to be a Real Boy!"
There was a sudden puff of smoke. When the haze cleared, there stood a badly
animated
.gif with a big fan.
"What are you doing here?" exclaimed Cecil.
"I was, like, stolen from another website. I'm your, like, totally hot fairy godmother, and I'm here to, like, make your wish come true, 'kay? So, like, whaddaya want?"
"I want adventure and excitement! I wanna blow this popsicle stand, baby! I want it all!" cried Cecil.
"Uh huh. What-ever" the badly animated fairy replied. She tapped Cecil on the head with her fan, and Cecil suddenly found himself...