This is a special page just for kids.  It's a page where Tanner & Abbilynn share some of the things they've learned about being a kid.  It's also a page where other kids (or their Mommies) can share some of their "wisdom" with Tanner & Abbilynn!

Electricity:

 Electricity is a very important thing.  It makes TV's work & lights can't come on without it.  But you have to be very careful with it!  Like, when your playing "Batman & Batgirl" it's not a good idea to use the outlets as the door to the "Bat Cave".  'Cause when you stick the keys into the door there will be lots of sparks & all the lights will go out & your Mommie will get really mad!

Cat Food:
It's for cats NOT kids!

Cat Litter:
Might look like sand, but it's NOT!

Bowling:

Bowling is lots of fun, but you really shouldn't do it in the house.  If you're gonna bowl in the house, be sure to use a rubber ball.  NEVER, EVER use a paint can & really don't use it if your Mommie & Daddy just got new living room carpet!

Washing Your Hands:

 You should always wash your hands before & after you eat.  But it's really important to remember to shut OFF the water in the sink.  If you don't & the washcloth is in there it can make a flood.  The flood is sort of neat, but once your Mommie sees you playing in the puddles all the fun will be over!

Washing Barbie:

It's ok to put your Barbie in the bathtub if your Mommie says you can.  But once you're done washing your Barbie you should just let her hair dry by itself or with a towel.  Don't try to use a hairdryer & it's a really bad idea to try to use the bulb in your nightlight.  Your Barbie's hair will melt & your room will stink for a week!

Haircuts:

Haircuts are fun, but they should only be done by grownups.  Even if your sister says it's "OK" don't EVER, EVER cut her hair.  It will look silly & your Mommie will be VERY mad at you!

Dog Food:

See cat food!

Ears:

You need your ears to hear stuff.  That's what they are for.  They are not a place to put things like toys or potato chips.  If you put potato chips in your ears you will have to go to the emergency room & the Dr. will take a big squirt gun to get the chips out.  He won't even let you eat them once they are out!

Our Cousin Erin Sent Us These.  
We Thought They Were Pretty Funny!

  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  • When your Mom is  mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  • If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  • Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  • Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
  • You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  • Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.
  • School lunches stick to the wall.
  • You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  • The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Do you have any words of wisdom for our "Kid Talk"?  If you've got something to say that you think all kids should hear - just have your Mommie send Our Mommie an email & she'll put it on our page!

be sure to check back to see your very own story in "Kid Talk"!!