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Original Poem: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng to^i dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Tro+`i o+i ngu+o+`i a^'y co' buo^`n kho^ng Co' tha^`m nghi~ to+'i loa`i hoa vo+~ Tu+.a tra'i tim phai, tu+.a ma'u ho^`ng 1. The "American" style: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng Kho^ng buo^`n kho^ng tie^'c cu~ng kho^ng tro^ng Chu+`ng na`o ly di. cho anh bie^'t DDe^? anh ddu+o+.c o^m a^'p bo'ng ho^`ng 2. The "Classical" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Anh ve^` ba('t vi.t nho^? sa.ch lo^ng Tie^'t canh la`m ddu+o+.c va`i ba ddi~a Mu+o+.n ru+o+.u cho nguo^i ve^'t thu+o+ng lo`ng. 3. The "Desperate" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Anh ve^` tu+. tu+? the^' la` xong Mo^. anh co? da.i va`ng xo+ xa'c Khi vie^'ng thi` em hie^?u no^~i lo`ng. 4. The "Gangster" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em sa('p la^'y cho^`ng Anh ve^` a^?n nu'p be^n bo+` so^ng Ddo+.i em ca^'t buo'c sang be^n a^'y Ddo'n ddu+o+`ng ba('t co'c the^' la` xong. 5. The "Got-help" style: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em sa('p la^'y cho^`ng Anh ve^` la.y tro+`i cho ba?o do^ng Xa^.p nha` cho^`ng em, dde` che^'t he^'t Nhu+ the^' la` em kho?i sang so^ng. 6. The "High-tech" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Co' cho^`ng ma(.c ke^., cu+' nho+' mong E-mail cu+' vie^'t, phone cu+' go.i Cu~ng co' nga`y em..ly di. cho^`ng 7. The "Hygienic" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Anh ve^` ta('m go^.i vo+'i xa` bo^ng Ti`nh thu` nga`y cu~, bay ddi ma^'t Dde^? ke? sang ngang kho?i cha.nh lo`ng. 8. The "Next generation" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Anh ve^` cu+o+'i vo+., kie^'m tha(`ng con Mai nay khi con trai anh lo+'n Xu'i la^'y con em, ru+?a ha^.n lo`ng. 9. The "Normal" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Anh ve^` la^'y vo+. the^' la` xong Vo+. anh kho^ng dde.p ba(`ng em la('m Nhu+ng cu~ng la`m anh ddo+~ cha.nh lo`ng. 10. The "Optimistic" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Anh mu+`ng bie^'t ma^'y, bie^'t hay kho^ng? Bao na(m quen bie^'t...bao na(m me^.t Vi` ti`nh ma` kho^? ma^'y na(m ro`ng. 11. The "Relieved" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng Kho^ng buo^`n, kho^ng tra'ch, chi? u+o+'c mong Dda~i ddu+o+.c cho^`ng em...nha^.u mo^.t bu+~a Dde^? ca'm o+n cha`ng...la?nh giu`m go^ng. 12. The "Sarcastic" style: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng Bo? cuo^.c vui ro^`i, em bie^'t kho^ng Ngu+o+`i sao dde.p qua' ma` kho' the^' Chim dda~ va`o lo`ng, co^? ddeo go^ng 13. The "So*? Khanh" style: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng Anh ve^` mu+`ng hu'm, cha.y lo^ng nho^ng Tha(`ng na`o ngu qua' chui va`o ro. Che^'t the^' du`m anh, kho?i cha.nh lo`ng 14. The "VN-Chinese" style: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng ni. dda~ co' cho^`ng Ngo^. ve^` ngo^. ba'n ga'nh ha`ng rong Kie^'m tie^`n ngo^. cu+o+'i ba` dzo+. nho? Dde? ma^'y ddu+'a con.... cha.y dzo`ng dzo`ng. 15. The "Who cares" style: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng Tho^i thi` cu~ng to^'t, the^' la` xong Va'n dda~ ddo'ng ho`m, ti`nh qua' cho'ng DDi ti`m co^ kha'c ta'n la` xong |
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