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1. The "an pha^.n" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Anh ve^` an pha^.n the^' cho xong Vo+. anh kho^ng dde.p ba(`ng em ma^'y Nhu+ng ddo+~ ho+n em cha(~ng ddo^?i lo`ng. 2. The "cheapy" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Con em na(m ddu+'a cha.y lo^ng nho^ng O^'i dzo+`i ddo^ng qua' ai ma` da'm Nha?y va`o nuo^i gao. cha? bo? co^ng 3. The "curious" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Gio+` anh xem ma(.t chu't ddu+o+.c ho^ng? Ga(.p ro^`i xin lo^~i cho anh hoi? Ngu+o+`i xi' the^' sao ...da'm bo? cho^`ng? 4. The "dream on" reaction: Nghe no'i ra(`ng em sa('p bo? cho^`ng Tin ddo^`n cha? bie^'t tha^.t hay kho^ng La`m anh tha^'p tho?m cho+` ddo+.i ma~i Ddo+.i ma~i ma` em cha? ... bo? cho^`ng !!! 5. The "hurry up" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Anh gio+` chu+a? vo+. va^~n na(`m kho^ng Cho anh no^'i la.i ti`nh na(m cu~ Keo? muo^.n ro^`i em la.i... la^'y cho^`ng 6. The "mommy's boy" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Anh ve^` thu+a me. la^'y ddu+o+.c kho^ng? Me. ra(`ng: Nhu+ the^' kho^ng pha?i lo^'i Ma^`y ngu sao la^'y ga'i mo^.t cho^`ng? 7. The "no can do" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Anh dda`nh chiu. phe'p the^' la` xong Vo+. anh du+~ la('m xin em hie^?u Su+ tu+? Ha` Ddo^ng no' se^'p so`ng 8. The "practical" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ ma^'t cho^`ng La`m o+n ra'ng chiu. co' ddu+o+.c kho^ng? Cho anh ye^n o^?n la`m a(n vo+'i Anh cha'n la('m ro^`i chuye^.n vie^?n vong 9. The "relieved" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Anh mu+`ng he^'t lo+'n nhe. nhu+ bo^ng He^'t ca^`n le'n lu't sau manh cu+a? Ddo+.i ha('n ra ddi nha^y? vao` pho`ng 10. The "religious" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Tro+'i o+i co' tha^.t uo^?ng hay kho^ng Anh ddi tu ma~i tu+` da.o a^'y Cha? nhe~ gio+` anh la.i nha^?y do`ng 11. The "romantic" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Cho anh xa'p la.i co' ddu+o+.c kho^ng? Ddo+~ ba^.n ta^m em ti`m ke'p mo+'i Khoi?i ma('c co^ng anh ke'n lo`ng vo`ng 12. The "sympathetic" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Anh thu+o+ng du`m so^' pha^.n long ddong Ngu+o+`i sao dde.p qua' ma` xui the^' Ti`nh le? so+ so+ ... ba^?y ddo+`i cho^`ng 13. The "te tua" reaction: Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Anh ve^` bo? vo+. tu+o+?ng la` xong Ai de` vo+. u+'c thu+a sa.ch tui' Con ddo^ng support sa(.c mau' ho^`ng 14. The "too late" reaction : Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ bo? cho^`ng Tho+`i nay tha^.t kho' kie^'m dda`n o^ng Nga`y xu+a ong bu+o+'m bu dda^`y ngo~ Ba^y gio+` bu+o+'m do.t ong cu~ng do^ng" |
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