| "Every corporation needs a
spokesperson, and Olympus, Inc. is no different. We've
scoured the globe, leaving no stone unturned in our
desperate ... er, I mean exhaustive ... search for that
one individual with that certain something that
will leave everyone breathless and wanting more. I've found him. He's the son of Alcmene ... one of my ... er, business associates. Hercules, I think his name is. I've got him under contract now. Binding and absolute. He should be here any moment. Ah, that knock at the door must be him. Eh? Who are you? I wanted a hero, not some scrawny kid. What? You're Hercules. Aw ... crap." -From a transcript of Zeus, king of the gods and CEO of Olympus, Inc. |
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