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| Lance Rowlinson 10564 Cypress Rd Youbou, BC Canada V0R 3E0 Phone: 1-250-745-3899 Cell: 1-250-732-0748 seaswirlsalmoncharters@home.com |
| A guy and his buddies go off fishing for a week long fishing trip. When he returns he is furious with his wife. He says, you forgot to pack my underwear. Her replie " I put it in your tackle box". |
| Two morons were in a boat fishing. They had great luck. One moron said to the other "we should mark this spot". So the other leaned over the boat and put a mark on the side. His buddy said you fool that won't work. Why, said the other. Because we may not get the same boaat tomorrow. |
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| Where do fish keep their money? |
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| In the river bank. |
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| A man and his wife are grilling venison steaks, when the husband says to the wife, " your butt is as wide as the grill". She ignores the remark. A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and then goes over to his wife and measures her rear and gasps, "Geez, it is as wide as the grill!" Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds "if you think I am gonna fire up the grill for one little weiner, you're sadly mistaken. |
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