| This is all 23.5 pounds of Taz, on the couch, wanting "lovies." If you do not immediately give him lovies, he will, later in the day, deficate on one of your possesions. Taz is vindictive. | When Taz is on this dining-room chair, under the tablecloth, he does not wish to be disturbed. | Sometimes Taz's human, John, makes him take a nap. Most of the time this does not amuse Taz. |
| Tazzy likes to stop bugs, birds, and mice from coming in through the front door. Most of the time, this work make Taz very tired. | Every morning, Taz cleans himself in front of the balcony door. Taz must go outside and patrol every morning, no matter how cold it is (notice the snow). |
