A Midsummer Night's Post
Written by: OztheVampSlayer
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am poor. Don't sue me.
Michelle- Hark, ye spoiler fiends! Yon web mistress speaketh! For tonight ye spoiler board shall be no more! Yon insidetheweb hath decided for the termination of ye board!
Bagel- Non! This cannot be! Alack, poor board, I knew ye well.
Oz-Man- Parting is such sweet sorrow.
XW- Not when yon Oz-Man leaveth.
Oz-Man- I bite my tongue.
Nyx- You mean, ‘you bite your thumb’?
Oz-Man- Ah, yes, fair Nyx. I bite my thumb.
G-Man- You bite your thumb at me, sir?
Oz-Man- I bite my thumb, sir, but I do not bite my thumb at you, sir. I bite my thumb at yon villain, insidetheweb!
Bagel- We hath met the enemy, and it is insidetheweb!
XW- And what ye proposeth, yon Bagel?
Bagel- I proposeth battle!
Oz-Man- Battle!
Onos- Thoughteth of this, ye have?
Oz-Man- Aye, professor Yonos. Yon-groan worthy, ‘tis.
Onos- Aah, yon-groan worthy?
Bagel- Aye.
Onos- Then support battle, I shall.
Michelle- Battle shall not be easy, my fair knights and knightesses. Hath ye what is necessary?
Oz-Man- No, my queen. But we shall. Tonight the spoiler board shall becometh a force of great power! Insidetheweb must pay for yon crime! Tonight we goeth into battle!
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