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Baby
Pictures
Written
January 10, 2003
Weighing 7 pounds, 6 ounces, I entered the world at the height of the baby boom on Thursday, February 20, 1947, at 7:58 pm. At that time my father and mother, and her father and mother as well, were living in Cambridge, Ohio. However, that city's Guernsey Memorial Hospital had not yet been built.
On my seventh day, my mother was still in bed. Hospital stays tended to be longer back then. Also, my mother was 34 years old, and I was her first and only child. At 5:30 pm on that Wednesday, she retrieved the envelope from a card that she had received. On that envelope, she scribbled this message to her mother. |
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I cost my parents $133.45, including tax. I know the amount because they paid in cash and saved the receipts.
By the way, do you have your receipts? No returns without a sales slip, you know.
After Mother and I got back to Cambridge, she still had to spend some time in bed. Our family as of March 1947 was pictured by one of my father's friends down at the bowling alley. This pencil cartoon was signed on the back by Nan, Alfred, Bill, George, and Jack. It was my first portrait, although I was misidentified as "next champ bowler."
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On August 20, 1947, my ½th birthday, I posed for studio photographs.
My mother told a story about these pictures. It seems that the photographer decided to show off his work. In the window of his studio on Wheeling Avenue in downtown Cambridge, he put a couple of these portraits of me on display. Outside on the sidewalk, a small group of onlookers oohed and aahed at the chubby baby. Then the photographer inserted the punch line: the center picture.
Wasn't I cute?
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