<Wraith> why does the great pumpkin look like a woman's midsection?
* cat wont type: cat drinks jANU
* Nelapsi kicks the modem
<Nelapsi> go faster damnit
<cat> <modem> ow!
<Janus> * the modem gets up and commences to putting the smack down on Nel.
<Janus˛> Damn.
<Janus˛> I've been stabbed with text.
<Sloloem> FUCK!
<Zeiram> No.
<Sloloem> my ring...
<Zeiram> Fuck your ring? Is it a clean ring? Is it small?
* Neo just knows anything with 'kernel' in it is kinda serious
<Atlas> and anything with 'colonel sanders' in it, is likely a chicken
<Neo> bloodshed
<Neo> paramedics
<Neo> and cute little hospital beds right next to each other
<Neo> and they live happily ever after, in comas.
*** icipeace has joined #TheRaven
<icipeace> hi
<Nelapsi> hello
<icipeace> i'm in MIchigan
*** icipeace has quit IRC ((signed off))
<TMBGTom> were you on narcotics when you decided to go on webtv?
<Polo> Well, I don't trust a product that Shatner endorses
<JackFlo> hes weird
<Polo> Which is why I'm not a fan of overly dramatic pauses
<Polo> The thing I like about you, Tom, is that no matter how sick one's sense of humor is, they can compare to you and seem wholesome.
<JackFlo> i have a passionate love for my socks.
<JackFlo> You Enjoy Myself.
* Rukh really could do without thinking of exo period.
<Eggitans> exo's period?
<Computer> Unable to comply. Why should I do what you want? I never get paid, I never get turned on, I hate my life....wait, I don't have a life! See what I MEAN!?
<TOM2822> heh... ya know what's funny? There's no bone in the dick, but they still call it getting a boner! Isn't that erroti, I mean ironic?
<Tessek> is it too late to submit ti myself? 
<TOM2822> submit to yourself? eewww 
<Tessek> it's "it" misspelled, genius.... - 23/10/98 D/M/Y
<starry> Angel is a GOOD friend of mine 
<Qrow> i wanna be one of yourclosest friends 
<starry> qrow..it doesnt work that way 
<Qrow> TOM change topic to Starry is a sceptic of friends 
<starry> why dont we change the topic to Qrow is a knob - 26/10/98 D/M/Y
* Aitrus thinks tom went orgasmic 
<TOM2822> yes I did now - 12/11/98 D/M/Y
<Trunks> NO! IT CUT IT OFF!!! 
<Trunks> DAMN! 
<Trunks> THEY CUT IT OFF!! IM REALLY PISSED OFF!!! 
<RWarrener7> vesectomies hurt 
<Gordita Claus> -=Quote added=- (<Trunks> THEY CUT IT OFF!! IM REALLY PISSED OFF!!!) 
<Gordita Claus> you'll regret saying that for a long time 
<Trunks> ...I really hate you Atlas!!!! 
<Trunks> and yer damn quotes! - 14/12/98 D/M/Y
<Wraith> damnit might be the coolest word in the world 
<Aitrus> indamnitibly - 29/12/98 D/M/Y
<Janus> Go to HFIL!
* Cassius is currently away ... Reason: brb! potty emergency! this is, like, a novel length type thing... I'll be up in "the library" if you need me... - 11/02/99 D/M/Y
<TOM2822> animals don't have nice nipples - 06/03/99 D/M/Y
* Solar totally screws his lover, DiCaprio - 16/03/99 D/M/Y

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