| * Aitrus tosses tracker a playGIRL :P <Tracker> eewwwwwwww!!! - 17/03/99 D/M/Y |
| <TOM2822> do you even have a cat? <Chromium> yep. two of em <TOM2822> cool. <TOM2822> I got lucky. <Chromium> with my cat!? - 20/03/99 D/M/Y |
| * TOM2822 throws his water bottle on the ground... it
shatters <TOM2822> my water broke!! - 21/03/99 D/M/Y |
| <TOM Minus His Pants> hawk... change your name to Hawking At Their Privates - 22/03/99 D/M/Y |
| *** Atlas was kicked by DAnderBot (REPUBLICAN!) *** DAnderBot was kicked by TOM2822 (DEMOCRAT!) *** TOM2822 was kicked by DAnderBot (Democrat-Kicker!) *** DAnderBot was kicked by BrylinBot (REPUBLICAN KICKER!) *** You were kicked by Tyris (Stop it!) - 13/07/99 D/M/Y |
| <Spoon> I don't get how someone could be sick enough to like me! - 10/08/99 D/M/Y |
| <JOHN233> come on HELP me <TOM2822> John: Only if you change your nickname to: SexyChick *** SexyChick (SexyChick@207.212.58.27) has joined #BotTestLab *** SexyChick was kicked by TOM2822 (Ew! You Sicko!) - 10/08/99 D/M/Y |
| <Tyris> USE YOUR BRAIN! <Wraith> i tryed <Wraith> it doesn't work! <Tyris> Your brain is very fun to use! <Wraith> not mine <Tyris> Yes it is! <Tyris> i use it all the time! <Wraith> SO! you'r the one who's been using my brain! - 10/08/99 D/M/Y |
| <Alkaid> I find your lack of control disturbing. <WarHawk> That could be said right after taking a laxative, giving it a whole new meaning.. - 08/11/99 |
| * Kestrel is frightened * Kestrel hides behind TOM * TOM2822 gets aroused <Kestrel> How is someone aroused by someone's presence in front or in back of them??! <TOM2822> I'm hard like michael jackson when he sees a 4 year old boy - 08/11/99 |
| * Kestrel whimpers. <TOM2822> now moan * Kestrel moans. <DAnderBot> Lesson 1... Don't moan around TOM. * Kestrel clings to Naur like a toothpic glued to...to...wood <TOM2822> lol, wood... <DAnderBot> Don't say Wood around TOM.. - 08/11/99 |
| <Anderson> andy, add qoute <Rukh> Damn my mouse <Art> Sure it's not your cat? <AndyBot> Qoute Added! <Anderson> fwew it worked <Kestrel> You spelled Quote wrong. <Fuuko> So your bot only responds to crappy spelling? - 08/12/99 |
| <Art> Here at the BTL, we aren't all jokes. We do have uncountable serious issues that get discussed. Examples: <Art> Depression: <Art> <WeaponR> so everyone....join in greiving with me for the now-deceased DinoBot.....he passed away on "Beast Wars" this morning....I don't know what to do.... <Rukh> stop watching the show? <Rukh> serious issues.........My jacking off marine named TOM? - 08/20/99 |
| <TOM2822> Can we adress the matter of my not being able to set a topic? <Spoon> Tom, if it's not sick... you can do it! <Spoon> ...but they're always sick! * TOM2822 changes topic to http://www.nhl.com/photos/g/goring082699.jpg <TOM2822> that's not sick <Spoon> Yeah, but the "Awww yeah:" before it.. - 08/23/99 |
| <Cassius> I could go down in my underwear and get some. - 08/23/99 |
| <TOM2822> hey woody <Woodsy2> woodsy <MiB> Hey woody <TOM2822> whatever, woody <Woodsy2> for fuck sake ITS WOODSY <MiB> Fuck a woody? <MiB> Kinky!! <TheDave> It's the Cowboy from Toy Story! <TheDave> RUUUUUUUN! <Woodsy2> NONE OF U HAVE GOT LIVES AV U <TOM2822> not a one <MiB> No, but I can outspell you <Woodsy2> WELL IM OFF, U R ALL HOMO - 08/24/99 |
| <Wraith> damn stoopid samples, i think they'r trying to kill me......or at least drive me insane, then they can rule the hardrive with an iron fist! I MUST STOP THEM! * Wraith trys to stop the mods from killing him * Wraith fails * Wraith dies, and the mods take over his compter - 08/30/99 |
| <Elly> *gets dressed for work... <Elly> What are YOU looking at!? <TOM2822> your breasts... * Mystic Rebel smacks TOM. <TOM2822> she asked! <Wraith> bad TOM * Elly turns a deep shade of red. <Wraith> very bad TOM.......you know it's spelled breaststs! - 08/30/99 |
| * BlackDragon reads a cute passage from an old story she wrote. <BlackDragon> "I also saw a strange fellow and his cow, Bion. There, in the lightest corner, was Wombat, rocking back and forth on his heels. Wraith and TOM2822 were talking about breasts..of which I thoughtfully ignored." <unleaded lead only> Wow, it's a true story - 08/30/99 |
| <Atlas> where's Spoon? <Atlas> I have important map-silverware buisness to discuss <Fuuko> In the dishwasher, I'd assume - 08/31/99 |
| <MiB> Hehe, I was in a store picking out SailorMoon folders to mail Lita, then these guys were looking at me like I was a queer or something, so I said, in as gay a voice as I could, "They're my role models, guys.." - 08/31/99 |
| <MiB> You're about as smart as the rock you live under - 09/01/99 |
| <TOM2822> wraith... horrible news. Spoon killed your wife <Wraith> not my wife!.........what wife?....Tiffany? <Wraith> i wasn't married to Tiff.....she was.....uhhh...... <Wraith> a room mate <TOM2822> so you have sex with your roommates? <Wraith> she was a friend of mine in boarding school <Wraith> i never had sex with that mop <Wraith> a man lives with an atractive mop, and everybody thinks you have sex with it - 09/01/99 |
| <TOM2822> I did not get an erection from you getting an erection from adi! - 09/24/99 |
| <TIbrO> I know of 3 poepl that have cable... <TIbrO> Me, my brother, and my cousin! <TIbrO> And we all live in the same house! <Guam2822> do you guys have sex? <TIbrO> Yes we do! <TIbrO> WE taech ourselves... - 10/08/99 |
