* TOM2822 throws some of his sperm at faze 
<TheDave> Send, TOM. 
* TOM2822 sends sperm to dave - 10/15/99
*** TOM2822 changes topic to 'Product of the Day: Vibrators' 
<TheDave> But it isn't electric. - 10/15/99
<TOM2822> are ya gonna shag? 
* Faze looks around for exo! 
<Faze> ok. - 10/17/99
<Wraith> a hardon? 
<TheDave> Yeah. 
<TheDave> Consider it a donation to a worthy cause. - 10/18/99
<Pumpkin Poppin Daddy2822> suckin on tits 
<Sae> Let me help! - 10/19/99
<Sentinel> Atlas, are you fucking deaf? Is your brain made of Tappiocca Pudding? - 10/20/99
<MiB> Either that, or "FREE PORN!" and watch people flock in 
*** DrAdcula (huh?@209.247.200.2) has joined #Bottestlab 
<MiB> See? - 10/20/99
<WereWraith> i read about this guy in Men's Health Magazine, heh, the artical was about the right and wrong was to masturbate {This is for real} anyway, it said this one guy would rub his penis with a raw hamburger so he could get his dog to uh....uh.....well..i'm sure you know what the effect was suposed to be...but the dog got a little more friendly than the guy would have hoped....so he had to go the hospital to get stiches and so forth...... - 10/25/99
<DrAdcula> weren't you gonna like (taken out do to graphic content) me or something? 
<WereWraith> sex with a tree? - 10/25/99
<WereWraith> sex with a tree? 
<Ghoul-ku> It will help you sleep - 10/25/99
<Fuuko> I don't even understand what this argument is about...I think I missed something 
<Spoon> being that I'm tired, and being tht jer's shown the best understanding and level head, here you are. 
*** Spoon sets mode: +o Fuuko - 11/03/99
<Atlas> I'm kind of tired of being a woman - 11/04/99
<Sloloem> what's 2 plus 2 equal? 
<TOM2822> sex - 11/10/99
<TheDave> TOM, have Roy give you some - 11/12/99
<Canned Graithy> i'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous - 11/24/99
<Haloflux> you tried to fuck a darkstalker? 
<Haloflux> woah..... did i just say the "f" word? eeeep sorry 
<Haloflux> you tried FORNICATING with a darkstalker? - 12/07/99
<Sloloem> On a lighter note, the school whores like me. 
<Sir 5GTP> ya gonna screw one? 
<Sloloem> Makes sense - 01/27/00
<Wraith> masturbation with a cup of jello pudding gives a whole new level of sqishy, but you'll need lots of paper towls afterwards 
<Sloloem> I don't think JellO would like that - 03/27/00
<VonKestrel> This thing is two inches long 
<Neo> take a pic for us all! 
<Rabies Rabbit McWang> inappropriate? - 04/22/00
<VonKestrel> Biggest thing I've ever seen 
<Rabies Rabbit McWang> my thing, right kes? 
<VonKestrel> No, it's dark brown - 04/22/00
<Yahiko> RESPOND BITCH!
<Madeline> What?
<Madeline> You didn't ask me a question.
<Neo> Armed with only a linux cd and Half Life, Janman will battle evil to the death
<Mepitans> kinky
<Mepitans> cs
<Madeline> Definately.
<Mepitans> I go away for one second
<Mepitans> and I am playing Disney music!
* Madeline points to the couch... (Er, that could have a double meaning)

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