"There are just a whole bunch of rednecks in Arkansas . . . me included." (as he spits out a wad of chew.)

"Man, I was so wound up, I couldn't even tee-tee" (Comment on having to take a drug test.)

"Don't be pullin' any of that Tailhook crap on me, Jen." (After accidentally grabbing her knee instead of the gearshift in the Gator.)

"Eeh Yah . . ."(Jim's best Jackie Chan impersonation)

"Buenos Dias Amigos" (Jim's John Wayne/Southern accent greeting in the morning.)

"We sure are providing the Japanese with a ton of money today." (Referring to our eleven cameras.)