"Did you put a lib through your ear or something?"
Chris to Jesse.

"Hey there, swamp thing!"
Hillary to Jen after digging in the mud.

"Flowers are beautiful and all, but s#!t's gotta flow too."
Mitch from Ferncliff while making a flower bed.

"Are you all engaged in the business of life or the busy-ness of it?"
Randy Frazier, Motivational Speaker

"Tyrone, eat your chicken, Tyrone."
Amelia referring to what she hears at home from her next door neighbor

"Oh, I wish I could just pick up one of those ducks and squeeze it." - Vicky. Channing's reply: "You can't Vicky; they have scabbies."

"I'm headed to the Guillotine!!!"
Jesse, while imitating Vicky's perpetual skip.

"They told me to keep it elevated."
Kristen referring to her broken but "elevated" middle finger.

"Why, she just pulled a knife on her brother last week."
Concerned Arkansas mom talking about her "tough" little girl.

"You're be an easy target for a smack down."
Amelia to Jen after jen and told her she was an easy scare target.

"GET IN MY BELLY!"
Jesse, repeatedly.

"Yes, over there is the rare hoop snake; it puts its tail into its mouth and rolls down the mountain."
Channing stretching Chris' joke about being able to tell most hikers anything & have them believe you.

"Ana, what age group is that for?"
Kristen to Anna about her #1-6 connect the dots workbook.

"God, what the hell is that? Turn that crap off . . ."
Vicky, Hillary, Jen & Liz in unison referring to the alarm clock that was supposed to wake them up.

"We'll be saying a lot of that today."
Hillary referring to "God bless you" after about ten people had sneezed while working in the dusty basement at Pinnacle's Visitor Center.

"You know she was getting all liquored up last night & sloshed some into the beans."
Hillary commenting on Vicky Gill's baked beans tasting like alcohol.

"Now that's a future alcoholic."
Channing on the little boy who had fallen on the trail and whose only concern was the water spilling out of his bottle.

"What's up, Chubbs?"
Jen, referring to Kristen's dangling work glove on her hand which resembled Chubb's wooden hand in Happy Gilmore.

"Maybe we can just work on their flower beds or something?"
Channing on getting into Graceland free of charge.

"It's all a plot to leave me here."
Jessica at the Handy Pantry in NC when everyone else drove to the air pump in the van except her.