"Who has the helium laugh?" --Vicky referring to Amelia's breathless laughter.

"Going from rock to wood is a big step." Chaning: "Get it?"

Art to Anna after she had poured water into her mouth and let it dribble down her shirt: "I can't wait to write to the church to tell them about the wet T-shirt contest."

"Don tried to cut his off - you're trying to freeze yours."

Patrick to Anna trying to hook the sting line. "I can't get it hooked. Oh wait, I hooked it." Anna: "Ha ha, now you're a hooker."

"One time, on the Tortise . . ." -- Vicky

Anna: "I'm just dusting myself off." As she was whisking the dew from her lily.

Channing, referring to the way Jesse likes the big college girls: "He likes more shade in the summer and more warmth in the winter."

Kristen talking to Don, referring to Pat. K: "You don't listen to what he says do you?" D: "No, that frequency doesn't come in."

"Can I borrow a hoe from someone?" -- Thomas

"Vicky, you always look like someone who just smoked a joint." -- Art

"I hate it when you and dad fight!" --Channing, breaking into Jesse and Anna's screaming match

"I think PT will be easy from now on 'cause we all think we're the Bo Jackson's of AmeriCorps." -- Jen

:They didn't treat us like the National Civilian Comfort Corps." -- Channing, referring to SIHH folk using us as assistant grunts.

As Kristen shared her childhood memories of playing check-out girl, bus driver, Channing asked: "So is Pleasantville a lot like Sesame Street?"

Construction dude to Jessica - "Hey, Patti Labelle! Lunchtime!"

"Teach you to like Bonnie Raitt!!" --Channing

Pat: "Yeah, um, move the wheelbarrows, and then, yeah, clean up this cardboard . . . you can move it all over . . . um, no, if you can move it to . . . um, yeah . . ." Channing:"Yeah, why don't you contradict yourself in your head a few times first and then we'll come back?" Pat: "Um . . . okay . . . I'll do that."

Eric to Channing: "Have you been taking your medication?"

Howard Stern: "I need more time for reflection."

Channing: "Roll down the windows, Jen." Jen: "What's the magic word?"
Channing: "Dog shit." "I'll meet you by the pool, Buffy" -- Jesse

"Don't worry Vicky, there will be plenty of grass out there for you to eat." -- Art

"Ladder . . . somebody help her." -- Jen when Amelia lost the ladder

"Screw you, you Bitch" Howard Stern, to Dr. Laura