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LANGUAGE WATCH:

   Some intentionally funny, but most are from amateur psychobabble, government contractor doublespeak, 
media and academia political correctness, corporate consultants, 
catch-all resumes and advertising. 

Some have been coined by those with inferiority feelings or low self-esteem, interpreting as derogatory almost 
anything that is said about him, or about groups with whom he identifies. This is particularly common among 
minority rights advocates, whether or not they belong to the minority groups whose rights they champion.


In short, all the sources that wanted shirk responsibility, to patronize us and project an all-inclusive, pseudo-non discriminating, politically-correct flavor.

A perfect 10 she is numerically superior.

Primitive (tribes)   non-literate (see excerpts from the Indigenous Peoples Intellectual Rights article below) 

Cannibalism Intra-Species Consumption

Dishonest, immoral, evil   Morally different

bad cook  microwave-compatible.

revisionists   new historians (from the NPR)

hooked on soap operas melodramatically fixated.

too skinny skeletally prominent.

gain weight become a metabolic overachiever.

hard body anatomically inflexible.

Adultery   an acceptable means of expressing personal needs 

Terrorist, terrorism  militant, militancy

Too much make-up cosmetically oversaturated.

She shops too much she is overly susceptible to marketing ploys

Snores  is nasally repetitive

Snow White and Seven Dwarfs Snow Melanin-Impoverished and the Seven Vertically Challenged Persons

"Keeping one's language free of sexist, racist, ageist, sizist and ableist trigger words has become a challenge, particularly for the dysfunctionally awared." 

Chemically inconvenienced: Drugged or drunk.

Dysfunctionally awared: Bigoted, right-leaning.

Mineral companion pet rock

Animal companion   pet

Persons with difficult-to-meet needs: convicts, Serial killers

Plagiarism: Previously Owned Prose (as in "this list was plagiarized from a Washington Post column")

Cowardly: Challenge Challenged

Rude: Tact Avoidant

Assassination:  Term Limitation

Deceased: Actuarially Mature

Corpse: Post-Human Mass

Loser: Second Place

Mankind, Human:  Earth Children

Dead People:  Dysfunctional Earth Children

Woman:  Womyn

Girl:  Pre-Womyn

Dirty Old Man:  Sexually Focused, Chronologically Gifted Individual

Insane People:  Selectively Perceptive Mental Explorers

Lazy:  Motivationally Deficient

Self-centered:  Egotistically Accelerated

Fat:  Alternative Body Image

Fail:  Achieve a Deficiency

Dishonest:  Ethically Disoriented

Bald:  Comb-Free

Blind:  Optically Darker

Clumsy:  Uniquely Coordinated

Body Odor:  Non-discretionary Fragrance

Alive:  Temporarily Metabolically-abled

Worst:  Least Best

Wrong:  Differently Logical

Ugly:  Cosmetically Different

Short:  Differently Statured

Old Person Gerontologically Advanced

Bum:  Displaced Homeowner

Vagrant:  Destinationless Individual

Spendthrift:  Negative Saver

Gang:  Youth Group

Net addict :  Network Active

Pregnant:  Parasitically Oppressed

Ignorant:  free of knowledge-base

Trees:  Oxygen Producers

Tree-Hugger:  Environmental Activist

Logger:  Wood Weasel, Paper Pirate, Treeslayer

Paper bag:  Processed Tree Carcass

Meter Maid:  Parking Enforcement Auditor

Post Man:  Post Person

Housewife:  Domestic Engineer

Dish washer:  Utensil Sanitizer

Poor:  Economically Unprepared

Panhandler:  Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.

Unemployed:  Involuntarily Leisured

 


and more expressions:

They aren't incented to. 

I wasn't wired that way, but it became mission-critical as I strategically focused on my go-forward plan. 

 At the end of the day, it's all about robust, world-class language solutions. 

Net-net, my value proposition is based on maximizing synergies and being first to market with a leveraged, value-added deliverable. 

That's the opportunity space on a level playing field. 

My knowledge base is deselective of fiber media. 

Let's take your issues off line. 

You have a result-driven mind-set that isn't a strategic fit with my game plan. 

Your call is very important to me. 

My vision is to monetize scalable supply chains. 

I may eventually exit the business to pursue other career opportunities.

Take it and run with it.


INDIGENOUS PEOPLES LAUNCH A NEW INDEPENDENT INITIATIVE ON IP

The Rockefeller Foundation released a Press Statement on its three-year

program relating to intellectual property rights. Within the RF’s program,

one aspect relates to indigenous peoples intellectual property rights. The

following statement has been preprared by the Indigenous Peoples Steering

Committee involved in the RF Program. The values and intentions of the

Indigenous program takes a different form to that of the other RF components.

Attached is a Press Release on our initiative for your information and

distribution.

A three-year independent international initiative to protect the traditional

knowledge and intellectual property of indigenous peoples is to be launched

this month.  Indigenous experts in cultural and intellectual property from

around the world to develop a comprehensive strategy to achieve greater

participation in, and control by, indigenous peoples in the protection and

development of their cultural heritage.

To respond to the threats and challenges of emerging international

intellectual property (IP) policies which do not adequately reflect or

respond to the concerns of indigenous peoples, an international committee

of indigenous peoples experts on traditional knowledge and intellectual

property is launching “The Call of the Earth: Ancient Wisdom for Sustaining

Livelihoods, Cultures and Environments”, a three-year independent

international Indigenous Peoples initiative on intellectual property policy.

The Call of the Earth Circle initiative aims at bringing together leading

indigenous peoples’ voices to advance indigenous peoples’ perspectives on

intellectual property policy in the international policy arena. The

initiative includes a series of Global and Regional Dialogues on

Intellectual Property, which will be held over the next three years, the

development of a Knowledge Base and support for local innovative initiatives

and capacity building. A supporting ‘Circle of Wise People and Friends'

will also be developed to enable those wishing to participate and assist

in this initiative.

The Bellagio Launching Conference: The Call of the Earth Circle initiative

will be launched with a Global Dialogue in Bellagio, Italy, next 25-30

November 2002. The Bellagio Global Dialogue on IP is bringing together

indigenous peoples experts from different regions and sectoral interests

to explore common perspectives; engage in the analysis of emerging issues

surrounding indigenous peoples and intellectual property; identify needs and

opportunities for organizing the knowledge base, regional thematic dialogues

and national round tables; and identify and foster synergy between various local initiatives.


 

The First Indigenous Peoples’ Global Dialogue on Intellectual Property focused on:

* State of the debate, dilemmas, key policy, key actions/strategies

* Mapping of what is going on in key places; lay down the principles of

indigenous peoples on intellectual property (the values and the ethics)

* Designing the process

* Defining indigenous peoples terms on intellectual property (e.g.

"protection”, sui generis, collective rights; TK/IK; specific topics

like prior informed consent, access to genetic resources, etc.)

* Exploring cross-cutting themes and issues (prior informed consent; right to self-determination)

* Analyzing the thematic agenda of the initiative; what could the

initiative contribute on each thematic level

* Indigenous concepts and values (e.g. to translate this into common terms): how to maintain the holism and not to break concepts into parts?

* Strategic landscaping; state of policy debate: identifying opportunities

and a calendar

The Cry of the Earth initiative is being organized by an Ad-Hoc Indigenous

Peoples Steering Committee and is supported by the Rockefeller Foundation,

the United Nations University, The Convention on Biological Diversity, the

Mataatua Declaration Association and other international organizations.


Check out the gems from The INDIGENOUS PEOPLES Intellectual Property Rights Congress



























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Is there such a thing as the Indigenous Peoples Republic?
Puzzling passages have been highlighted.


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