In the not too distant future Somewhere in time and space

Mike Nelson and his robot pals Are caught in an endless chase

Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl An evil gal who wants to rule the world

She threw a few things in her purse

And in her rocketship she hunts him all across the universe..

(I'll get you!!!)

I'll send him cheesy movies the worst I can find La La La

He'll have to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind La La La

Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end La La La

he'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot Friends

Robot Roll Call

Cambot(you're on)

Gypsy(Oh my stars)

Tom Servo(Check Me Out)

Croooow(I'm different)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts La La La

Just repeat to yourself it's just a show I should really just relax

For MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

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